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Jasen

@jasenmoment

Machine embroidery digitizer & designer Wisconsin 🧀🐄 Curling 🥌🧹 he/him Digitizer for @mimsysstitches.bsky.social Store: mimsysstitches.com

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Jasen@jasenmoment· 21d

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Jasen@jasenmoment· 24d

me and my friends would've beat this guy with hammers I can tell you that much

Prostasia Foundation is collaborating with researchers from the State University of New York (SUNY-Owego) and Nottingham Trent University (UK) on research into the use of fictional or fantasy sexual outlets (e.g., sex dolls, cartoons, fictional stories) among people who have sexual attractions to children.

Laws and policies that are being promoted to ban such fantasy outlets rely on an assumption that equates fantasy engagement to risk of offending, but there is scant evidence to back this up. In simple terms, the research that we are supporting asks about fantasy as a sexual outlet, and the functions it plays in sexual health, wellbeing, and risk. By working on this research, we are hoping to contribute to a more evidence-informed view of the use of fictional and fantasy sexual outlets, to promote greater wellbeing among individuals attracted to children, and to advance efforts to reduce the sexual abuse of children.

Jasen@jasenmoment· 24d

Saltpeter?

Peter Griffin's face over a salt shaker

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jul 16

How the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my kid someday? "Sorry sweetheart, you can't play outside today, the sky is on fire. Yeah no it sucks, I know. But the oil & gas companies made their shareholders really happy with YOY Q3 profit growth."

The burning pupil of a distant star shining with incandescent malice through wildfire haze

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jul 13

my little cuddle bug is a month old tomorrow. he's almost too big for the first sleeper we bought for him back when we first found out my wife was pregnant in September 😭 I know everyone says they grow up quick but SLOW DOWN!!!

A teeny tiny baby sleeping, reposed against a man's chest with their arms out front

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jul 11

that was sensationalist editing on my part, thank fucking god I have good health insurance, but wow the system should not work like this

Account Summary
Total Charges: $25,622.27
Total Payments: $-8,034.00
Total Adjustments: $16,088.17
Amount due by 08/08/26: $1,500.00

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jul 11

"why aren't people having kids anymore" this might be part of it!!

Account Summary
Total Charges: $25,622.27

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jul 3

Stained glass is so beautiful

Bacon piled on a light blue plate with early morning sunlight shining through it, illuminating the meat and fat streaks like red and orange stained glass. The background has a white and blue bouquet of flowers, just out of focus

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jul 1

The Supreme Court is temporary, trans people are forever 🏳️‍⚧️

A machine embroidered heart with a gradient of the Trans Pride flag colors on white fabric

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jun 30

how am I expected to go back to work after paternity leave when I'm getting sent pictures like this

A teeny tiny baby smiling with a wide grin while wrapped in a dusty sage green wrap carrier

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jun 24

Every GTA 6 screenshot looks like this

MarvHarley Quinn and Jared Leto's The Joker in a four-panel comic
she was fearless | and crazier than him.
she was his queen. | and god help anyone who cares to disrespect his queen.

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jun 21

Happy Father's Day, I'm grateful to be this lil nugget's dad ❤️

A teeny tiny baby scrunched up in a woman's arms. Clenched in its tiny hands is a plastic spoon that is half his length long, making it comically oversized. Beside the baby is a strawberry shortcake sundae

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jun 17

💖💕❤️💕💖❤️ we brought him home yesterday, he is the sweetest boy in the world world

A tiny baby swaddled in a blanket with a little cap on its head

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jun 12

Breaking my NDA, bravely,

TMNT title generator that very crudely says Fred Wood's Epic Ball and Hole Game

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jun 7

👉👈 www.mimsysstitches.com/shop/p/shimps-ballcap

Mom : take my credit, go buy me a coke and get yourself something too

Me :

picture of a coke and the shimps hat

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jun 7

Fit check

Mimsy's Stitches shimps hat

Honeycomb Co shrimp button up

Honeycomb Co shrimp bag

Honeycomb Co shrimp socks

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jun 7

My wife and I are taking pre-orders if you wanna cop one 🦐✨ www.mimsysstitches.com/shop/p/shimp...

That one trade offer meme with the shimps hat crudely pasted over the man tenting his fingers deviously.
It says I receive: $25
You receive: shimps hat

Jasen@jasenmoment· Jun 6

can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat

A vanilla and green embroidered ballcap. There is the icon of raw shrimps from runescape and the text "shimps" in pink text below the shrimps embroidered onto the hat.

#art #machineembroidery #embroidery #shimps #runescape

Jasen@jasenmoment· May 31

Nursery mural is done 🥰

Jasen@jasenmoment· May 23

Trillion dollar product btw!!!!

A Google search description of the Abendschein disc golf course in Oak Creek, WI. Circled in red is the AI-generated "Course Status", saying '6+" of snow, front 9 packed'

The current weather for Oak Creek, WI.

55° and cloudy. Obviously not 6 inches of snow.

Jasen@jasenmoment· May 19

Baby

A gray tabby in a crib

Jasen@jasenmoment· May 16

Stilgar: Lisan al-Gaib

Jasen@jasenmoment· May 14

Progress on the Animal Crossing themed nursery 🥰

A fish pond from animal crossing painted on a wall

Jasen@jasenmoment· May 9

MKE friends — Come see me and other artists at the Hyrule Market at Holey Mackerel! in Greenfield. We'll be there from noon to 3pm today!

A flyer for Hyrule Mackerel, a Legend of Zelda vender popup & fan event
Saturday,
May 9, 2026
12:00PM - 3:00pm
Artists, Speciali drinks, cosplay, & more!

Jasen@jasenmoment· May 9

Made something for a Zelda-themed pop-up I'm doing today 🥰

A sage green quarter-zip sweatshirt with a Silent Princess flower from Breath of the Wild embroidered on the left chest. On the right cuff is an embroidered korok

Jasen@jasenmoment· Apr 20

Nick Offerman plays the saxophone, so the only character that makes sense would be the Oracle Envoy.

Nick Offerman as Duke Silver in Parks and Rec

Elden Ring Oracle Envoy

Jasen@jasenmoment· Apr 19

A bread 🍞

An orange-cream tabby cat tightly curled on a cat tree. There is a bookshelf behind the cat.

Jasen@jasenmoment· Apr 16

Hat worked 👍

A green ballcap that says Fire Doc in Bucks font

Jasen@jasenmoment· Apr 11

Finally staining the nursery floors! Just in time for the baby shower tomorrow

A half-stained hardwood floor. One side is pale oak and the other is a rich mahogany red

Jasen@jasenmoment· Apr 9

High-rolling a Fireball hits like CRACK

8d6 rolled for 42 damage