Jasmine Gower
@jasminegower
Fantasy author (jasminegower.com) and freelance book editor (publishing.jasminegower.com). I am also Normal about video games.
Good news! I found the very first screenshot of Leileira I ever took, and it is, in fact, one for the books.
new isekai anime: Reincarnated as a Third-Wheel in the Marriage I Was Already Previously Third-Wheeling in (graphically spoilery for Endwalker, once again)
We're really in it now, G'raha! (not actually graphic, just Endwalker spoilers)
While cleaning today, found this old birthday card my mom made me when my beagle Valentine was still alive. Also found a picture frame just the size for it, so up it goes on my wall. Still miss you, sweet puppy 💚
my leveling policy has been no glams or portraits below 50 to motivate myself to level quickly out of total scrub territory. Stayed up late getting my last job over 50 and putting together a wild wild west glam to celebrate
This is the last standard class that I'm leveling up to 90 with Efnisien, so I'm really savoring the journey (even though Leileira is a machinist main, so obvs I already know about my good man Stephanivien and his whole bimbo deal)
Stephanivien bringing a smoky eye, tits out steampunk kind of look to the Thousand Year Dragon War that the rest of the Catholic aristocracy is NOT enjoying
In closing, if you doubt my abilities to spin gold with this concept, please remember that these are indie horror games popular on Youtube for their weird lore, and I am autistic. My DMs are open for serious offers and also Funger memes. Thank you for your consideration.
Is this concept particularly scary? No, absolutely not. But would it rule? Would it rule for Tanaka to hop onto Moonless's back and ride her as a noble steed into battle against the Kaiser and defeat him with the power of friendship and gay sex magic? Tell me no. I dare you to tell me no.
This is why it matters how Tanaka dies each season. His murderability is important to establish so that when it's HIS time to shine, we get to see what a thing to behold this man can be under the right circumstances. (Speaking of, I know he's dead here, but girl, why are you so caked up? 😏🍑)
Why do people watch TV? For blorbos. And, brother, do I have a blorbo for ya right here.
This is just an example of what another season would look like. Marina's a great starting place for this series because she's a fan favorite and, along with Levi, sort of the unofficial main character of Termina anyway. But characters like Daan are more like a 201 course on the lore.
Spoilers for my conceptual Season 1, I guess. I think it should end basically recreating the cover art A) because it's cool, B) because I see great potential there to put a nice bow on Marina, Levi, and Samarie's arcs (this situation leads into Marina's B ending, which involves Samarie *kind of*)
[insert spooky elephant noise] F&H, of course, is a very monster-forward series, and as such, it's very important to me that a Funger TV show honor the noble tradition of practical effects for high-quality horror monsters. Rubber masks, puppets, hoses, pipe cleaners, whatever it takes.
So here's, more or less, where events would start branching off each season--when the MC of the season leaves the train, aside from backstory stuff potentially. No reason it has to follow the games existing possibilities (esp with the update coming), but I'm using that as a blueprint here.
For those not familiar with F&H, it's set in alternate history. So Europa=basically Europe, Prehevil=basically Prague. WWII IS happening but doesn't involve the Holocaust or actual Hitler. Also, the US doesn't exist. This slide is basically just describing the actual first 15 minutes of Termina.
Rags is beating the shit out of Le'garde's corpse, D'arce is crying screaming throwing up, Cahara is just trying to distract the Girl from the trauma, Enki smoking dope in the corner, so over it. Also Moonless is there, I forgot to mention. (Don't @ me about this exceeding party size, I KNOW.)
This slide is pretty self-explanatory, so this just seems like a good time to mention that no, of course I don't have rights to any of this.
So the F&H1 parts of the show wouldn't maintain continuity between episodes and the Termina parts of the show wouldn't maintain continuity between seasons. Does that make sense? No? Good. Ideal, even.
A Fear & Hunger TV show would the first steps in re-establishing trans rights in this shit world, and if you disagree with me, then you're a Bremen sympathizer. Also, even Funger fans don't want to play through Ragnvaldr's hard route, there's gotta be another way to get that lore.
People love these games, the demand is there. The pre-existing audience and their established level of engagement and emotional investment is certainly nothing to turn your nose up at. Everyone is saying: had gay sex, comma, to get my health back
I'm in the Fear dungeon. I'm in the Hunger dungeon. I'm in the combination Fear & Hunger dungeons. F&H are spooky, edgy dark fantasy RPG Maker games that people love for being 1) really hard, 2) mind-boggling in their lore, 3) cool to look at, and 4) chock-a-block full of goth trans bisexuals.
Ok, done with work, I'm going do it, Fear & Hunger TV show pitch deck, let's go spoilers for both games
Apparently I'm a Ramza rising, which I at least know who that is, but my dark FF secret is that Tactics is ALSO one of the few I have not played -.-