A kitten nicknamed Muffler (because he was found in the engine of a Toyota Sienna) is going to a foster home today. Potentially a forever home. Happy Caturday.

First thought: it's the dog Jon Moxley

"James Kirchick is an American reporter, foreign correspondent, author, and columnist. He has been described as a conservative or neoconservative."

"State and federal investigators are probing the chain's possible connection to cyclosporiasis, an illness known to cause "explosive diarrhea," two sources familiar with the matter told The Washington Post." The sources:

CREEM's summer '26 issue is out. Read my feature on the Butthole Surfers. We go into their AFTER THE ASTRONAUT album, the HOLE TRUTH doc (if it's cursed), why they won't play again (and that's okay), and more. On sale now. www.creem.com/archive/issu... Photo: Patt Blashill / Art: Chris Downing

Who says this site doesn't have the juice?

"Oh, man. I remember the voice talent being amazing. I wonder if they could reboot it and—" *sees who created it* "Nah, I'm good."

Coney Island. Knicks in five. Brooklyn is exploding. New York City!

Gov Ball cohesion.

i-dle has entered the chat.

When they do get cohesive looks, they do lose some of the zhuzh. I'd rather they look like they're from Frederick's of Bartertown.

Victoria's Secret presents FURY ROAD

Screenshot for when they change it

Time to refresh this old chestnut from @theonion.com

Kanye-ass cover art. JFC.

Attended a screening of the greatest rock and roll documentary ever made. Lovely Q&A afterwards.

Not to besmirch Billboard's New York-based managing director of charts and data operations, but this is one part 'what else can I say that hasn't been said before?' and one part 'trivia that amuses me and the small handful of nerds reading this right now.' It's something I'd do, to be honest.

GWAR usually covers you in blood. Now, they want you to donate in the name of Chuck Varga, aka SEXECUTIONER

'Bi-Phase.'

Happy Caturday from Marrakech.

Who can hate Bluesky when comedy like this happens?

BOKO YOUT, a band I've been proselytizing for a few months now, is playing NYC in April (assuming all goes well). Both shows are free*, so there is no excuse. I'll see you there.

I am not ashamed that this is what I first thought of.

Giving real "David Brooks in the Epstein Files" energy.

"Indie band"

Everyone is dogpiling on this post. This is my contribution.

"This song is created with the help of our AI overlords, the lyrics are personally mine. The band "PANOPTICON" is a virtual band created by me." YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.

It's the best