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jason 🌹

@jasonfish

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jason 🌹@jasonfish· 1d

aw no, why?

Screenshot of the post I quoted showing as "Blocked" because OP blocked me

jason 🌹@jasonfish· 8d

Fetterman energy

Matt Yglesias

jason 🌹@jasonfish· 9d

Royce White? The guy with the crippling anxiety that ended his NBA career after like 5 games?

Jim Downey on the Conan O'Brien Show, now a meme

jason 🌹@jasonfish· 11d

reading @purplerow.bsky.social once again reminded me that KB is still with the team

Kris Bryant
"He hasn't been a big topic this week "

jason 🌹@jasonfish· 24d

Elliot Gould as Reuben asking the rest of Ocean's 11 if they got a group rate on transport to his Vegas villa, Bernie Mac (RIP) is in the background wearing a yellow suit.

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Jul 1

Bottoms winning only Sedgwick and only by 0.7 % is v funny

Screenshot of Colorado Republican governor's primary results by county. Sedgwick county is selected, showing Scott Bottoms winning by 4 votes with 95% reported. It is the only county Bottoms is winning as of this post.

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Jun 24

lol ok, 'officer red-scare'

screenshot from an article in The Guardian from June 23 with some text highlighted to emphasize the irony in the paragraph:

"In an email to the Guardian, Miles noted the irony that one of the Oklahoma state troopers he argued with before his arrest told him that the US was obviously a free society “because you can be out here and you can video all you want to … Go to China, they’d run over you in a tank in Red Square."

According to Miles, he was arrested seven minutes later for using obscene language as he protested against the security crackdown at the reflecting pool."

these cops are soft and this obscenity law is wild infringement on 1A.

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Jun 15

adopted a dog and he's awesome!

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Jun 11

the expression on Cupid's face lol "I've been chasing you for 1,265 days, bitch, got you now!"

Photo of Julius Kronberg's 'Cupid' (1878) in the Swedish National Museum in Stockholm

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Jun 4

the bar is under the floor and somehow they have stumbled over it

Screenshot of an article from The Guardian covering the war powers resolution in the US House of Representatives. The highlighted text reads: "it is unclear whether the House version, which is a concurrent resolution and does not need to be signed by the president, carries the force of law,"

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Jun 1

yes?

zoomed-in screenshot of AI slop shitpost from Greg Abbott's Twitter account. Trump's face is scribbled out and the focus is on a sign being held up by a fan that reads "Texas This State" with a red question mark drawn over the image. The image suggests San Antonio is the home team but the scoreboard shows the Knicks as the home team. AI slop sucks!

jason 🌹@jasonfish· May 19

the schadenfreude is 👌

Zoomed-in cropped screenshot of the photo from the quoted NBA account post showing OKC fans on the sideline clasping their hands and throwing them up in exasperation as the Spurs triumph in 2OT.

jason 🌹@jasonfish· May 10

I don't think anyone should *have* a second home while anyone else who wants a home remains unhoused

Screenshot of Norman Rockwell's painting "Free Speech"

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Apr 29

It was all this

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Mar 29

there's the Rockies I know (derogatory)!

Screenshot of a baseball box score notes section. The team is 1 for 12 with runners in scoring position and has left 7 runners on base, after 7 innings played. Somehow, they are still winning.

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Mar 26

love these fun baseball math oddities

Screenshot of MLB's NL West standings on March 26 after the Giants lost the first and only game of the regular season played on March 25, meaning everyone else in the division is *negative* games back of first place for this brief moment in time.

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Feb 28

dumbass-in-chief

Screenshot of a Guardian article by David Smith from February 28, 2026:

"Trump vies for Bush’s crown for worst foreign policy decision in history"

The US president upended half a century of US foreign policy in an eight-minute video with another act of Middle Eastern regime change.

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Feb 21

love this analysis, more of this tone

excerpt from an analysis article in The Guardian on Feb 21, 2026 by Eduardo Porter, covering the US Supreme Court's ruling against Trump's tarriffs. Highlighted portion: "More importantly, the court had little to say about the corruption at the heart of Trump’s trade war: the incongruous, bullshit arguments Trump has deployed to justify aggression against the world."

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Jan 30

Clippers postgame viewing

Post from @ monicasmovies account with a picture of the movie poster for "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead"

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Jan 20

haha yes!

Picture of a red hat with the words Make America Go Away stitched on the side underneath a patch of Greenland's flag

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Dec 31

bravo, sir!

excerpt from ArsTechnica story on DOGE:

"The bottom line is that government spending increased under DOGE, and there was no noticeable impact on the month-to-month budget"

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Dec 20

lol yes

Jake Paul about to KO'd

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Dec 2

gd that's the bleakest positive news on gun shit

Article in The Guardian titled "California shooting marks 17th US mass killing this year - a 20-year low"

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Nov 14

your terms are acceptable

Screenshot of headline from The Guardian on 11/14/25 : Trump threatens investigation of Epstein links to Bill Clinton and Democratic donors as pressure grows to release files.

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Nov 13

we'll see

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Gus Avrakatos in Charlie Wilson's War, telling Congressman Wilson the parable of the Buddhist monk and the boy.

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Sep 14

imo, Sally has written some really good pieces over the years and today has taken such a massive L as to diminish all of it

Sally Jenkins getting ratioed to the Moon and back for one in a series of steaming bad takes on Charlie Kirk

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Sep 14

Rainbow in the sky over the diagonal highway near Boulder, CO

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Sep 13

some good news here at the shit carnival

Headlines from The Guardian on September 13, 2025 about Zohran saying he'd arrest Netanyahu if he visited New York, and another saying universities around the world cut ties with Israeli academia over Gaza war.

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Sep 4

so many losses they don't fit on one line

screenshot of Rockies v Giants score from 9/3/25 on the MLB app

jason 🌹@jasonfish· Aug 13

my team, it is very sick

MLB standings for the NL West 8/12/15