Jay Brandstetter
@jaybrandstetter
Middle-aged asexual internet historian with a podcast and a fursona 🐼 (and autism) Fred's BF 🐼💖🦝 (RIP) A block just means I don't want to see your posts on this account, I'm very picky
Trying to think of other Michigan-centric games. I'm hung up on whether or not Michigan: Report from Hell counts because it actually takes place in Chicago and the title is referring to Lake Michigan. Deus Ex: Human Revolution is famously a Detroit-centric game
On the Patreon we have a bonus where we riff on some of the character designs and bios. "...after his breakup with Lolo [he] shunned the Pure Path. He embraced the biomech life to its fullest. Sentriax fights to release the rage in him he feels from the loss of his lover."
is this Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss, I can never keep those two straight
I don't give a damn about making the pointer look like a little gauntlet, give me animated loading icons of the main characters
HEY MAN THAT'S SOME NICE GEOMETRY FOR A CLOWN TO HAVE AT THE CIRCUS IDIOT
One of the ways survival-crafting games distinguish themselves is how they avoid not having the beginning just be punching trees and poking animals with spears for a dozen hours to get to the good stuff. Having Pals shakes up the combat and settlements from the very beginning.
Killamari sprays water by goatse-ing, Herbil auto-revives you if its in your party. They really put in effort to give all the Pals personality and a full range of emotions
Gotta finish realistic moth survival game so I can get to cartoony moth survival game
It's been six months since we lost Fred. I'm really glad I found little things we could do together because they wound up being little reminders of him in my day to day life. It's not fair that he's gone but I'm glad we were able to have our time together, and I think of him constantly.
It's a shame it overshadowered the original reveal: digital pregnancy tests are just a regular paper strip on the inside, the electronics are just the display and a photosensor to test how dark the strip got after you peed on it
I feel like I'm telling a kid Santa isn't real every time I have to explain that the "Doom on a pregnancy test" video was just Alice Averlong putting an OLED screen into an electronic pregnancy test shell as a goof after buying it to do a breakdown figuring out how it worked.
I'm getting reports that a large Austrian man has thrown a metal pipe at Graham Platner, pinning him to a boiler as steam pours out of the pipe. "Let off some steam, Platner" the unnamed hero reportedly quipped.
due to the changing gender demographics of Something Awful users, Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes now come in both His and Hers varieties
Millennials unironically do this meme now except with websites where you could watch beheading videos and video games where players used slurs like punctuation
Take it from a former Floridian, waterproof phone pouches with lanyards are about $5 a pop online and totally worth it for seafaring. They make ones with a built-in flotation device too so if you drop it you can find it easily on the surface.
also because it's anime he's a 10 year-old who leads a global terrorist network. His master plan is to use the power of radiation to merge the cyber world with the real world, which to be fair does sound like a plan a 10 year old would come up with.