A splattered cookbook is a story of contentment. (Pictured is a page in my mom’s first cookbook from when she married my dad. I will note that the pages with vegetable recipes are pristine.)

Donating at this very moment, note that you mention it. Who else?

Or, you know, don’t do that. That’s a much better idea.

Too soon? YES, IT’S TOO EFFIN’ SOON! Can we at least have a proper season for one damned thing?

As air quality maps go, is this bad? This seems bad.

A lot of you are spending your days posting about air conditioning, when you should be thinking about a different AC (Arthur Carlson).

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

This should be up your alley, then. Taken in Seattle some years ago.

The Good Place has a reference for everything.

Thanks for bursting my bubble, CVS lawyers!

It’s not a great bus, but it’s not a bad bus, either. It’s kind of just a…

Or maybe you shouldn’t have gotten yourself kicked in the nuts in the first place?

How minimalist can a game be and still captivate kids? How about a football handheld where you could only see nine yards at a time and all game play elements (your team, your opponents, the ball) were all represented by the same thing: an LED dash. I played it for HOURS at a time.

No. And please eff off with this bullshit.

What…?

Stay classy, New Jersey

Drop a crush from your youth. (She’s actually on bsky: @dianefranklin.bsky.social)

Found this little number while helping Mrs. Jay shop for a gown at Macy’s some years ago. The look: *eviscerated* snake. NGL, would make a statement on Pam Oliver.

I don’t know who Rite Lite is and I don’t know why they make bizarre novelty Chanukah toys and I don’t know why CVS thinks it’s important to stock them nationwide. But what I DO know is that there is a toy inventor out there who may be criminally insane and he’s found his ideal day job.

It snowed in NJ last night! 🤨 (To the New Hampshirer in my heart, such a puny amount of snow seems impossible. Like going to Costco and buying a single grape.)

Dachshunds are the most insanely engineered dogs (next to bulldogs) and yet so enduringly cute and sweet. Here’s a pic of my long-gone Yimmy, tail whipping too fast to be caught by modern photography.

Hey @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social, I found this majestic tribute to corn syrup in my camera roll. Thoughts?

“Draw me like one of your French girls."

When Taffy was a puppy, Mrs. Jay liked the idea of dressing her up in cute coats for winter’s. She did not ask if Taffy liked the idea and Taffy made it clear that she did not.

Nothing says “you’ve betrayed me and I will never forgive you” like a puppy after her first bath. (Well, maybe not retrievers.) For @rosalynroy.bsky.social

Just what we need, the whale version of this little bastard.

Taffy is the Picasso of snoozing.

Taffy reporting in back from her puppy days, when it became clear she would need frequent groomings.

That’ll buy, what, six boxes of these?

No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet. This is Taffy