Austin Powers ass presidency

People are doing the “post a perfect album from the 90’s” thing and we need to acknowledge the undisputed best run of that decade before going any further.

Veering dangerously close there

The Guardian with an all time caption

Thank you for the inspiration.

Remember the at Best Buy guy who did the “juice vs. sauce” breakdown? This man has sauce. Its gonna last a while.

He would NEVER do such a thing.

The only acceptable response from the next Democratic president is this.

This Mike Johnson clips encapsulates it, and the feedback loop that sustains it all, so well.

How David Brooks sees himself after opening his laptop to recycle his weekly column

The Wall Street Journal today. Fox News on Sunday.

Great view of the W today but Jack Dreyer risking some serious voodoo by promising a kid a ball after the game and then walking away 3 mins later.

On this topic, Thaddeus’ politics are the only politics.

You say that like it’s a BAD thing

Chairman Xi: “what’s the update on project Laowai Downfall? Have you infiltrated their most sensitive cultural institutions?” MSS official: “Oh yeah boss, we’re in deep. Arcadia will never be the same”

My feelings towards Christian Walker summarized

Everyone over-celebrating the Timberwolves on a night when the Wild defeated one of the most obnoxious teams in professional sports, from Texas no less!

Players I’ve never heard of are scoring game tying goals for the Anaheim Ducks in the playoffs, fml “Jeffrey Viel”