Lots of other cool sports stuff but the #portlandfire won by one point with 1.7 seconds left and it was the most fun basketball game I’ve ever been to.

Good crowd for the Portland Fire tonight!

A lovely June afternoon in Portland, OR.

Just got back from a few days in New Orleans and snagged 18 lifers. Here’s my list. The yellow-crowned night heron was incredible. Tanager was a lovely treat, and I’ve wanted to see a shrike ever since I learned they existed. #birds #birding #liferpie

Absolutely the hell not. Jesus Christ, YouTube.

Seems like this one is resonating with people.

This book is really good. Come for the engaging historical narrative of the late 1800’s. Stay for the body horror.

Here's mine. This is weird.

Blissful sounds pretty damn good.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains

What I’m listening to on my commute this morning.

This is my only tattoo. I got it 6 years ago and it’s a lyric from a David Bazan song. If I find out it is in any way connected to n*zis, I will cover it up with a bird or whale or something. And I have no desire to run for public office!

Anyone want to take a guess as to what prompted my 9yo to angrily shove every couch pillow we have onto this chair?

Here’s a video of the #portland #nokings crowd. Incredible.

Gonna rock my most patriotic attire today for the Portland #nokings march. I could do this all day. And I will!

Each kid gets a drawing on the chalk door for their birthday. Middle kid asked for Mira from KPop demon hunters riding on the D-Rex from the new Jurassic world movie. Who am I to say no to them?

Some photos from my lunch break in downtown Portland. Will any journalist start asking why this guy is lying so hard about things to at are demonstrably false?

You guys, look at what the autofill is suggesting on this text to my wife!

People search through the rubble for the literature of better times. My son practices choir in the husk of an old church. My wife watches the Lion King in a makeshift theater. Even in war torn Portland, art finds a way.

You can see smoke from all the war fires in Portland today. Tragic what they’ve done to this place.

Here are the last images of war-torn Portland I took. One is of the river running with the blood of the innocents and pizzas made with mutated rats probably.

Just snagged this one.

Phew. I did it. 90’s were hard but something just clicked tonight and I went almost undefeated from 96-100. I put in werewolf and that seemed to do it. There were times when I couldn’t win to save my life with this. But then it worked like a dream. Don’t really know what else to say. Marvel Snap.

First game. Sigh.

I spent my lunch break in directors park in Portland playing a public piano. It was delightful. I hope people liked hearing Billy Joel’s Lullabye and Let it Be.

Ooh, looks like someone is getting the Covid vaccine. Also, I’m just shy of 6 feet and weigh 215. So forgive me if “adult with obesity” raises some skepticism. Not that there is anything wrong with being a large person!

Every year I draw a picture on our chalkboard door for my kids’ 1st day of school. We’re into dinosaurs right now. I’m pretty impressed with myself for the horns.

Ding dong! I was fortunate to never have been in a FotF household but boy oh boy was I extremely adjacent to a ton of his bullshit. Good riddance.

Here's some real human art to combat AI slop. When I was a kid I would record Animaniacs every day after school then pause the video so I could learn to draw the characters. Here's Wakko.