jbexte
@jbexte
writer and artist. debut novel, “Being Human, Then Decaying”, available on deathlesspublishing.com see all my stuff here:
i took this photo the other day and i know it would just be perfect for polyamorous people to send to their polycule and say “us”
when the recovering scat fetish addict needs to check his mail but can’t go outside because they’re mulching outside:
sometimes you have to shave out a goatee for a few hours so you can larp as a divorced father who got really into ATVs
we are charlie goon. permanently banned from r/goon after making my first reddit post ever. they just made a million j.b. extes.
this trend on tiktok has made me realize that unfortunately jeff dunham has had a shockingly large effect on culture
this woman from a 1990s band with 3k monthly listeners looks so much like seth macfarlane it’s crazy
ya’ll will “literally me” ryan gosling to death until the real literally me movie comes up. cowards.
been distracted all day thinking about this comment on my reel. no buddy. no….buddy. no buddy!
mac & CHEESE. that’s right, ~cheese~ says it right there on the box. unlike in canada 🇨🇦 you know what it says in canada? kraft dinner! you know why? because unlike in america 🇺🇸 they don’t even use real cheese. canadian “cheese” is nothing but chemicals!
why does no one ever know that there’s a fourth haim sister who’s emo named ana?
happy black history month apparently the @nytimes.com didn’t get the memo. only 1 green here?
makuhita: a joy, perfectly created, the ideal being hariyama: a sad, pathetic mistake that should be erased from everyone’s memory
wow central michigan beat the national champs, i guess it really is the year of the chippewa
i am doing everything i can to stop the spread of god awful modern book covers you do not have to have a terrible, doordash-commercial-level cartoon on your cover. no one is forcing you to do that