Jochem Kuijpers

@jchmoe

he/him 🩷💛🩵/🖤🩶🤍💜 Sr. Network Programmer @ Nixxes Prev @ Guerrilla (Horizon Forbidden West, Hunters Gathering) 📍 The Netherlands 🌐 jochem.dev

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Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· 2d

Played some Big Walk today. Is it just me or do these images have a very similar energy (different POV though)? 😂

Two Big Walk characters on screen, one of them walking towards the POV character, matching the pose of the second image.

The second image; the classic 'menacing walk' meme form the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga series.

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· 7d

Such a nice touch! ❤️ Love this neutral language in the 'accessibility' menu of Big Walk (by @househouse.com). All game developers should take note!

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· 9d

I've been trying to figure for at least half an hour why my builds are randomly failing on #codeberg.. Not my mistake, something else broke :) Tomorrow is another day I suppose.

Graph of the Codeberg Forgejo runner queue, showing a sudden spike of queued jobs and projected runtime across all builder types.

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· 11d

*gets up to move around* my watch: "it's time to get up! you haven't moved in an hour!"

Pingu meme where they sit cross-armed on a chair, frowning, and captioned: "Well now I'm not doing it", image with heavy JPG artifacts.

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· 20d

Me finally committing to trying a new lunch sandwich instead of always getting the exact same thing.. not realizing it was prepared with the hottest hot sauce on the planet 😭

4-panel comic:
#1: pink blob happily in its shelter
#2: pink blob happily opening its shelter and stepping out
#3: pink blob getting punched back into its shelter
#4: pink blob in a reinforced shelter with the caption 'Never again.'

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· 22d

Steal her look 👀

stock image of Imperial Dragon coconut milk

grass texture, all four of these images combine to the approximate four textures shown in the image in the quoted post that this replies to

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· 27d

WDYMMMMM??? You had one job 🥲

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Jul 4

cat owner protip; if you're going to give your cats a tiny bit of food as part of food prep, do it at the end, not at the start.. I'm now being harassed for more the entire time 😂

A white and an orange cat standing on their hind legs, leaning against the kitchen counter, asking for more food

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Jun 27

Finally some nice weather 😌

Photo of a lightning strike illuminating the sky

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Jun 13

I'm not a wine expert but what the fuck is this wine??? RIP ASS-O??? hello??

An (Italian?) wine bottle labeled
'valpolicella ripasso superiore, santa leila, since 1891'

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Jun 5

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

chat screenshot meme saying:

its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
mouse emoji, elephant emoji
the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Jun 4

Here's my digital (mouse + MSPaint) handwriting, for comparison :)

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Jun 4

I can possibly do better, but that's reserved for birthday cards and such 😂

Hello! My handwriting looks like this!
It used to be better but I don't write
much anymore...

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Jun 2

@marathonthegame.bungie.net Season 2 is fucking scary man!

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· May 30

Pepper normally never likes to sit on laps or being held, but today during Dutch study he wanted to. He was just quietly purring and leaning against me for about an hour. His balance isn't great anymore, so sitting high up usually makes him anxious but he was really calm 🥲 (picture not from today)

Picture of a black and brown tabby/marbled fur patterned cat comfortably laying on a grey couch armrest.

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· May 20

This is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Orange cat head from behind, looking at D&D books and dice on a table behind a DM screen.

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· May 16

🏖️

foamy beach sand and partially cloudy sky

waves in the beach sand, with 2 people walking in the background near the water

a single wooden pole on the beach with the sea in the background

a seagull in the grass with two black birds flying by

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· May 16

beach trip off to a good start 🍹

two mocktails; a green mint and lime mojito and a pink grapefruit and lime lemonade, set on a wooden table in a beach-side restaurant

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· May 16

very cool to see so many off shore wind turbines

zoomed in picture of wind turbines off the coast, taken from the beach

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· May 8

Got any games on your steamdeck?

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· May 8

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girl happy thinking vs girl crying while drawing meme captioned 'thinking about making your own game engine from scratch' and 'making your own game engine from scratch'.

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· May 8

Happy 1 year birthday, Mercer 🎂 Perhaps his singular braincell will finally split one of these days, so he'll have a spare one 🧠

A mostly orange cat with white spots on his nose peeking over the edge of a table, with light glowing on his ears from behind

the same cat in a cat tower, front paws folded over and staring at the camera

the same cat playing with a stuffed fish toy on the floor

the same cat laying upside down in the sun on a gray couch, with his belly exposed and his front paw crossing his face, staring at the camera

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· May 1

Happy 1 year birthday, Casper 🎉 Officially no longer a kitten? Definitely a long teen by now 😄

90% white, 10% orange cat playfully looking to the top right while the shadow of his face is visible on the nearby wall

The same cat derpily chewing on the rope of a cat toy around the leg of a table

the same cat staring up at the ceiling as if he's seen a ghost (in reality a light reflection)

the same cat napping in the sun on a black chair, photographed from a distance

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Apr 21

Jumpscared by Tomodachi Life that it's my birthday 😅 age++;

Screenshot of two Mii characters in the Nintendo game Tomodachi Life, resembling Jochem and another character who are celebrating his birthday with the caption: "Congrats!"

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Apr 18

Mistakes were made.. maybe? 👀

a hand holding up a strawberry-apricot flavorer Red Bull can in front of a black background

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Apr 13

Early birthday gift to myself; a new keyboard 👀 I really like these keycaps with the letters on the front instead of the top 😄

RGB full-width wired mechanical keyboard with blank, black keycaps, printed with translucent labels on the fronts of the keys so the letters are visible, not on the top, but on the front or the keys.

The desk mat underneath the keyboard is colorful and shows characters from various Katamari Damacy games.

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Apr 11

she's observing cows (I am as well)

Tricolor (black, brown, white) border collie sitting on a sand path through a heather landscape, on a leash, looking to the right.

two Highland cows partially obscured by trees, one of them is rubbing its neck on thea tree

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Apr 6

We went to the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 concert, which was a lot of fun! Managed to pick up and finish the game just in time 😁

Photo of the stage of the Clair Obscur concert with a large choir and an orchestra lit by red stage lights, and white/red flower pedals falling from the ceiling.

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Mar 30

What I imagine YT short creators look like when they make their outro roll smoothly into the second loop of their video, forcing me to watch it again..

Jochem Kuijpers@jchmoe· Mar 16

"a little bit uncanny", you say? What the fuck am I looking at??