jcsimonds
@jcsimonds
Author - The Heirs to Camelot series (paranormal romance), shopping a sci-fi humor book: My Ridiculous Life in Space. Corporate trainer. Cross-stitcher. Liberal old hippie chick who bites. The geist has simply zeited
Pat Oliphant, the astonishing and satirical political cartoonist has passed. Even in his late 80s, he was skewering the powerful. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/13/a...
It is Rocky the #beagle birthday! He is 6. Doing great... just minus 17 1/2 teeth (he had a root canal) Where we started. Where we are. #DogsofBlueSky
Only briefly checked into the Independence Eve show on CNN with Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen. The Barbara Walters bit was a scream. Cooper was laughing so hard I thought he might pass out. But I am never going to get over the words: Cunnilingus Expert Albert Einstein
If you see this, Share a Phone! ☎️📱 This is what phones looked like when I was born 😉 The hours I spent lying on the floor underneath this, talking to my pals
I'm posting chapter-by-chapter of MISTRESS OF THE ROSE MOON (Book 3), my #KingArthurFantasy on Substack. Chapter 2: Falke & Princess Sibbie invite the suspect Reverand Kasdeya in to discuss the #HolyGrail vision. He agrees to go to the castle with them. tinyurl.com/yhbv7dup #BookSky
Just moved discussion with Hubbers about what art to put in a large space. I suggested several, then a large x-stitch piece I did. PERFECT! he said. Reader, I married him... 40 years ago (Yeah, I wept a little)
I'm posting chapter-by-chapter of THE SOLSTICE BRIDE (Book 2), my #KingArthurFantasy on Substack. Chapter 37: Ravenna & Falke make love; their minds meld together. Later, they use the Jerusalem Jewel and go back in time to the day of The Healing. tinyurl.com/nybsezr3 #BookSky
I'm posting chapter-by-chapter of THE SOLSTICE BRIDE (Book 2), my #KingArthurFantasy on Substack. Chapter 37: Ravenna & Falke make love; their minds meld together. Later, they use the Jerusalem Jewel and go back in time to the day of The Healing. tinyurl.com/nybsezr3 #BookSky
Thoroughly Modern Millie, which introduced me to the idea of women kidnapped for sexual slavery. The sound of a laundry cart to this day freaks me the fuck out. (Bonus: Oklahoma - the bad guy is a rapist & murderer)
So this immigrant is here only semi-legally, but because he is a rabid Israeli anti-Palestinian, they are going to let him off for having an illegal biolab.... That is making pathogens like malaria, HIV, COVID and other things. Plus, he had a gun illegally, but that charge is dropped
Take a moment this #MemorialDay to think about those who served our country, fought and died, fought and were injured, fought and came back with wounds not easily seen. A country that allows even 1 veteran to be homeless and/or hungry does not actually care about those they ask to sacrifice.
I'm posting chapter-by-chapter of THE SOLSTICE BRIDE (Book 2), my #KingArthurFantasy on Substack. Chapter 32: Falke & Ravenna sneak into Steadbye House - there they meet her twin, Aiden, whom #Morgaine poisoned so that his mind was damaged. He gives her an orchid tinyurl.com/swkcn3fd #BookSky
This is my first Mother's Day without my Mom. I am the matriarch of the family now. Yeah. I am in a weird place today. [My mother, my paternal grandmother, & my maternal grandmother... and yeah, me with my big mouth open]
HAHAHJAHAHAHAHA Keep hydrated Little Marco. You aint never gonna get there
Yesterday, a juvenile female #hummingbird flew into the house. She went up into the skylight & whapped at the glass until she fell (I had a dust mop under her and broke her descent), passed out for a bit. Then flew around the family room for a bit before we coaxed her outside. Traumatic for all!
All the redistricting in the world will not matter if we ALL turn out to vote. Show up. Throw them ALL out [2020 voter result]
Shouting this to the world: When he threatens you with tariffs - laugh in his ugly orange face
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF OTHER CRUISE SHIPS. The cruise ship - MV Hondius - is this rust bucket. Stop being lazy. It took me 6 seconds to find the correct ship