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Dan Stirk

@jdanielstirk

Husband, dog dad, Lego builder, international trade lawyer

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Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· 19d

The laws on the books have been insufficient to prevent what has happened, and those laws will not be sufficient to fix the problems we face. We’re gonna need to do justice in other ways

Tyrol: "You know what? One day, when this is all over, guys like Gaeta are gonna get strung up. Guys like you and me, we're gonna be there, tying the knots. Makin’ ‘em tight.”

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· 25d

National Lampoon's European Vacation. "Do you want that in the can?" "No, I'll have it right here."

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Jul 8

Goose chasing Sen. Cramer asking whether Jimmy Carter sold his farm before taking office

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Jul 2

Shots fired at the Princeton History Department in the WSJ op-ed section, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social www.wsj.com/opinion/trum...

The Trumps are seeing their opportunities and taking them, in the tradition of what Tammany Hall’s George Washington Plunkitt called “honest graft.” (For Princeton history majors, Tammany Hall was a 19th century Democratic political machine.) The President’s disclosure report shows capital gains in the range of $100,000 to $1 million from critical mineral developer MP Materials, whose share price surged last summer after the company announced the Pentagon was taking a 15% stake.

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Jul 1

I know the NYT is your beat, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social, but there is some gold today in the WSJ opinion pages

The WSJ Opinions Section is just trolling

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Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Jun 15

Still from The Simpsons of Abe Simpson and his friend laughing at Scalzi's post

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Jun 12

Motion DENIED. Get back to work guys

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Jun 11

Star Wars meme. Stop trying to make wizard happen.

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Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Jun 4

Consuming cow shit *can* lead to illness, but maybe it won't...

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Jun 1

Yes, I have seen a smiling Democrat.

Obama, the smiling Democrat

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· May 26

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· May 20

Green shoots. Trump’s guy just advanced to the runoff with only 171,000 votes in a state where almost 4 million people voted in the last election. Seems super popular

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· May 6

I think about this every day

"You are not serious people" gif from Succession

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Apr 28

Tell me everything, girl. I am interested in nothing else

Freakin cute dog crossing her legs, ready to listen

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Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Apr 18

And I’ll be seeing YOU, at the DEPOSITION!

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Apr 14

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Apr 14

Fouad gets the joke

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Apr 14

Your mileage may vary

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Apr 9

Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Apr 7

Google Maps is coming up empty on a search for "military base" on Kharg Island

Google Maps image of Kharg Island exposing the lie that there are 50 military targets that could be struck there. But there is a Laser Tag place

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Dan Stirk@jdanielstirk· Mar 28

Youthful 49 over here, but I am nice to people and animals