Impressive 5G speeds in the south!

Lefty loosey whitey tightey

Help me gays: cream white or yellow with the grey trousers?

Ready for the football

Room with a view… I guess?

Yay DIY, RIP my lungs

Lovely weekend, shame it’s back to reality later 😌

This’ll do.

Home, for the next 11 hours at least.

You need a portable one!

He was on Sky News

New office chair. Every day a window seat.

"Extreme heat" of 34ºC in central London, i.e. normal for summer. Meanwhile in France...

A bientôt France

Currently dogsitting 🥹

Second breakfast with a view

This evening’s activity

Trying to get rid of my white bits 🙃

Tried a little change up to enhance my fat face

It’s been a long two weeks since Corfu so here’s Spain instead x

I made it a bit more ‘you’

Okay Lobby

Shiny day

Managed to dodge too much criticism for buying a motorised satellite dish for the caravan now I’ve got it working and picking up god knows how many channels

Good meowning

Forever the prisoner in my own home