Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey) · DIRTY

Gallifreyan Jedi

@jediofgallifrey

He/Him, Chaotic Good, AuDHD, Anarchocommunist, Trail Runner, Dork, various other nouns and adjectives. I can perfectly cast any hypothetical muppet movie

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Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 1d

goddamn right

@rcpinto.bsky.social has added you to the "Anti-AI" moderation list

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 3d

it me

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 3d

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 3d

i know who might enjoy this

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 3d

ok this is just what we're doing today

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 3d

lol

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 3d

there's some pretty fun stuff on that website

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 3d

"but they compromise with fascism" in the style of now that's what i call music album covers

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 3d

"Libs are scared of the DSA" in the style of now that's what i call music albums

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 5d

don't mock me blue sky

screenshot of the first two tweets in this very thread appearing organically on the TL directly underneath the video of the ketchup slice lady

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 6d

you know what

screenshot of the "These People" list by tplus.space header with the "pined to your feeds" notification overlain at the top. the list description is "you know the ones...." and the icon is the bluesky default

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 6d

"you know the ones..."

@tplus.space has added you to the "These People" custom feed list

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 7d

lmao

I can't wait to vote for rogers against sayed. I'm a dem who voted Stevens this morning. He gave Trump another term... I'll never forgive "uncommitted", now he's throwing the senate to them. This dsa strategy is great!

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 7d

lmao

stancil sez: okay the pratchett people are insane I’m discovering

in quoting his own tweet which says: Yeah, for days people have been citing “boots theory” at me and I want to shout DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS A RANDOM IDEA TOSSED OUT BY A FANTASY WRITER AND MAY NOT ACCURATELY DESCRIBE REALITY

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 8d

lol

screenshot of a small portion of the above tweet from my feed, with the text "From Ratio" indicating that it was pushed to my eyeballs by the ratio feed i have subscribed to

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 8d

classic randygdub tweet altered with an image editor to say:

Bluesky Executives are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves 'we gotta get more racist'

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 13d

adding people to 10 lists and quote tweeting them with replies and quotes disabled after sea lioning about how the left is responsible for the dem party's long standing support of genocide is what's known as the @pedro-sandoval.bsky.social special

pedro quite posting me with "loser shit" in reply to me sharing a screenshot of his dipshit stalker ass adding me to yet another dumbass list

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 13d

iconic randygdub tweet from 2016:

dems are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves 'we gotta get more racist'

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 13d

lmao loser shit

pedro added me to the "MAGA Left" moderation list

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 14d

started/going

paul racko: I'm voting blue til every last Trump enabling Republican is swept from office.

joey parks: So am I, no matter who the candidate is.

me: interesting how fast blue no matter who goes out the window when someone to the left of reagan wins a primary

joey parks: Those assholes never have and never will vote for candidates they don’t love so I’m going to do the same thing. They expect us to play by rules they’ll never follow. Just like MAGAts. They’ve lost my trust, they are my enemy.

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 14d

My tweet from june 24, 2026, the day dsa candidates won a bunch of primaries and all the shitlibs on this website earned that label anew by collectively pooping their pants.

It says:

I'm glad centrist democrats woke up today and decided to collectively admit that blue no matter who was always bullshit

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 14d

when you're so good they have to block you twice

(screenshot of block notification)

3 people have blocked you

@vamphorse.bsky.social has blocked you

@vamphorse.bsky.social has blocked you

(the third one is cropped out of the screenshot)

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 16d

you gotta be shitting me

@spavel.bsky.social has added you to the "Centrist Rally" moderation list

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 21d

oh really what does this say

employed full time: median weekly real earnings. wage and salary workers 16 years and over

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 21d

a screenshot of my tweet from june 23 2025 that says "shut the fuck up, the atlantic"

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 22d

will stancil, today:

Nobody is going to poor people and saying "You aren't poor." They are poor. We know they are poor. We don't like that they are poor.

But for years the bulk of the American population has erroneously believed the economy is declining, in ways that it empirically has not been. That's a big mystery.

Will stancil, 5 months ago:

No doubt there are some people talking about this stuff who are genuinely quite poor. But a large share of the people talking about their poverty online are simply lying. They understand they exist in a community where poverty is a badge of honor

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 22d

tfw you've never read any of my posts about time lords or the jedi council

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 22d

lmao

revan posts:

I have set out some block bait, let’s see who I draw in

If they’re clueless I’ll mute, if they’re assholes I’ll block

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· 28d

from the archives: that one time when i ratioed jk rowling

Gallifreyan Jedi @JediofGallifrey Dec 19, 2019

@jk_rowling Harry potter and the transphobe's stone

@jk_rowling Harry Potter and the chamber of transphobes

@jk_rowling Harry potter and the transphobe of azkaban

@jk_rowling Harry potter and the order of the transphobes

@jk_rowling Harry potter and the transphobe prince

@jk_rowling Harry potter and the deathly transphobes

@jk_rowling Harry potter and the cursed transphobe

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey· Jul 6

i could never

"ok imagine instead of a human growing a moustache it was the other way around"