This lengthy article about a women shepherding adorable ducks and ducklings safely to water really didn't need this kicker. www.nola.com/news/communi...

"I'm shocked, shocked to find that diarrhea is going on in this Taco Bell!"

Gross

Finally got data for all 30 cities I've been tracking through June. Murder is down 20% in that sample of big cities.

Imagine thinking this was a good place to sign a treaty

GUESS WHERE I AM

This portrait of a young Michael Cera was painted about 1550 which speaks to his longevity as a performer

That is the rarest Gummy of them all. The Gummy Venus de Milo.

I have some awful news...Napoleon is dead

Sure, why not

This seems like a good list to be on

Watching the Swiss do anything

Why are we playing so terrib...ooooh

You know how people complain about the FBI being slow with crime data? Well, the ATF just recently released its firearm trace data for 2024 showing the number of crime guns recovered and sourced fell in 2024, the first drop (just barely) since data collection started in 2010.

An oldie but goodie

🎶Freedom isn't free, no, there's a hefty fuckin' fee.🎶

Putting this guy in charge of the 250th birthday may have been a mistake

My France-Paraguay first half summary:

He did the Dril tweet

Is it a metaphor that the Louisiana Secretary of State website is down on July 4th?

America isn't perfect, but I appreciate living in a place where umpires have the right to call pitch #4 a ball

Summing up that shootout

I used Frinkiac to summarize July 3, 1863 at Gettysburg