Jeff Bachtel (@jeffbach) · DIRTY

Jeff Bachtel

@jeffbach

Cloud Automation CI/CD person. Poor Ruby programmer. YAML connoisseur. he/him (I've never flown a jet my banner pic is stolen valor)

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Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jul 8

My friends use this as an emoji when we're mad at each other

The pig from Zach's comic, looking disappointed in you

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jul 7

mm yes indeed

a bsky timeline showing Paul/Sebastian/Paul's posts, with Chat Pile Band's "Our new song, PEN I S MALL, is out now"

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jul 6

DO NOT USE

Also in the news

SEN MITCH MCCONNELL ANNUNCES RETIREMENT

DO NOT USE: A lookback at Mitch McConnell's time in the Senate
2 hours ago
Yahoo

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jul 3

Like what do you even mean 😭

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social • 2h it's a whole ear! it's still there! it's just folded over and it's mostly scar tissue. it still moves with his other ear and gets a cute little flip at the bottom when he puts his ears back
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Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 30

that's the good shit right there

My AI Compass - bottom left, Conscientious Objector

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 29

Amy's dog saying "YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT" like Walter White

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 29

Commenter 3: I've used benadryl (diphenhydramine) as a sleep aid and have had some crazy dreams. I think even sleep walked a couple times. I've also heard that if you take a high enough dose you can see some crazy shit while awake but nothing that you'd want to see.

OOP: I also sleepwalk just in general. About a week ago, I woke up in my car about halfway to work. I was having a dream one of my charges was dying (I work with animals) and I had to go save her and give her medication.

Commenter 4: WOAH WOAH WOAH. OP, this is a HUGE red flag about your sleep quality. You could have killed someone! Please get yourself to the doctor for a sleep study. I can't believe no one has commented on this!

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 24

To Mark:

Woman looking down at the reader "Are you well? Do you have brain damage?"

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 22

@mikeblack114.bsky.social amazing work, no notes www.msn.com/en-us/health...

Study shows Caddo Parish has world's highest meth levels in wastewater

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 11

*dreaming*

a google search for "when was the last tornado in washington dc" (it was in 2021 btw)

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 11

Talk to Lacuna, they can probably get things sorted out

Posted for The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, a movie which contains a procedure that James should - perhaps - consider

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 11

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 9

10 of 10

Sebastion: "Test 14 Pics"
Bluesky: "Best I can do is 10 of 10"

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 9

Amidala meme:
Anakin: "I accidentally closed my browser"
Amidala: "Well at least all of those tabs are gone forever and you can move on, purified of the tyranny of the past"
Amidala: "Well at least all of those tabs are gone forever and you can move on, purified of the tyranny of the past, right??"

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 8

Shot of City 17 from HL2, being dystopic

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 6

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Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
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Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 5

"You've yeed'd your last haw" over a screenshot from Supernatural of Sam(?) in a cowboy hat

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· Jun 3

Hello I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 28

It arrived!

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 24

Maybe a bit further back

April - 1805
Napoleon is Master of Europe
Only the British Fleet stands before him
Oceans are now Battlefields

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 23

"So anyway, I started blastin'"

Quark from DS9, looking imposing af

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 21

So damn proud of my wife 🥰😭

Jeff on the left in an aloha shirt, Alicia on the right in her doctoral regalia

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 21

Indo"I commit you to His mercy"

Delroy Lindo (CENTCOM) telling INDOPACOM "I commit you to His mercy" before shooting INDOPACOM in INDOPACOM's own grave that INDOPACOM dug

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 12

Making a trip back to the old stomping grounds and I might die, y’all

Weather forecast for Laramie, Wyoming and I’ll paste it all but there’s a low of 32F on Monday

Laramie
70° | Mostly Sunny
10-DAY FORECAST
Thu

47°
70°
Fri

39°
71°
Sat

45°
—
66°
Sun
55%
36°
60°
Mon
55%
32° -
46°

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 11

orly?

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 9

From the impeccable mind of lumie

Tsundere next to HMPH Having Many Pouts Heals

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 7

don't you mean

Tyrion Lannister, looking like Jack D

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 7

Gator and Heidi holding hands

Gator (GSD mutt) sleeping on his left side, holding paws with Heidi (BMD)

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 6

a fox who doesn't play starfox?

suspicious pig (from https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wolf )

Jeff Bachtel@jeffbach· May 6

Anthropic acknowledging how slow their API is is very progressive of them

Your first API call is 60 seconds away