Jeff Lowell
@jefflowell
Writer producer: John Tucker Must Die, Sports Night, Cybill, Hotel For Dogs, Two and a Half Men, The Ranch, George Carlin Show, Jim Gaffigan Show, etc etc etc etc etc...
So their campaign will 100% encourage strangers to try to damage any Cybertruck they see in the wild? Seems smart. #Cybertruck #tesla
There's really nothing that demands it be a climb towards progress. There's no arrow that leads in any direction. Russia and China certainly have had more freedoms in the past, and here's Iran in the 70s:
“Technically, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says the Speaker has to be a human.”
Top rejected titles for new X app after “Blaze your glory” won: Wrinkle your quinoa! Dance your anger! Scold your vermouth! Drive your teapot! Signal your feathers! Sublimate your reticence!
I will never forgive the singularity for putting me in a timeline where this man has dominated politics for 7 years.
I don’t know, man. Maybe Trump’s a genius. If I were a Chinese spy and I had a million hours to search Mar-a-lago, I would never look in the boxes on the stage in the ballroom.
This is Bill. Not pictured: our other two dogs, romping on the grass. Like dogs. @bestofdogs.bsky.social
Is there a name for a person who just sends a text every three words instead of finishing a sentence? Aside from “muted?”
If you’re willing to trade your Trump Dollars for Schrute Bucks, I think this can work.