Jeff Whitmire
@jeffwhitmire
The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him YouTube:
Thank you for joining us for #XFilesLive! We'll be taking our post season break next week and be back in 2 weeks with Season 11! Have a great night and see you soon! @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social @allllright.bsky.social
"Look at that swamp gas or weather balloon up there." -Scully, probably #XFilesLive
"Hello. This is your air traffic reporter for WXFL news at 6. Traffic seems to be a little congested on Main due to the catastrophic pandemic so you're going to want to take an alternate route on your morning commute. Update in 5." #XFilesLive
"Now do you see how these special glasses make the Magic Eye picture easier to see?" #XFilesLive
And we see how well Syndicate Plans worked the last time! #XFilesLive
Oh. I see. So the giant missile just lightly grazed his nose. See now that makes more sense! #XFilesLive
"Hi I'm a medical doctor. Hello I'm a medical doctor. Oh hi, I'm a medical doctor. Hello I'm..." #XFilesLive
The upstairs neighbor got one too many pencils in his toes and he is pissed! #XFilesLive
Looking pretty good for a guy who was HIT BY A FREAKING MISSILE!! #XFilesLive
So uh. In 2016 the X-Files did an episode about a global contagion, huh.... This episode is freakishly prophetic.
People are freaking out on the Internet? Thank God we've collectively moved past that as a society... #XFilesLive
Uh oh. Somebody was sleeping with the pile of red speedos again... #XFilesLive
Skinner: "I heard @judypancoast.bsky.social would be joining this evening?" #XFilesLive
The parking garage is shut down?!! But how will we get shadowy exposition now?!! #XFilesLive
Quickly catching up anyone who accidentally missed the first 9 seasons! #XFilesLive
Happy birthday to my great friend and singing partner the amazingly talented @judypancoast.bsky.social !! I hope you have an amazing day!
Thank you for joining us for #XFilesLive! We'll be back next week with the Season Finale "My Struggle II!" Have a great week and see you soon!! @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social @allllright.bsky.social
So they're not even gonna try CPR? Paddles? Light tickling? Nothing?!!! #XFilesLive
Waking up and seeing Skinner looking at you And @judypancoast.bsky.social is missing this?! #XFilesLive
I was we had react videos from 2016 when Achy Breaky Heart started playing in an X-Files episode! #XFilesLive
Take your mushroom pill or no more sunflower seeds for you, Mulder. #XFilesLive
Good thing she closed the door so no one can see what she's doing in there. #XFilesLive
Mulder can be in Texas right after the commercial break. #XFilesLive