I can’t believe none of you assholes has bought me a girolle

Did I buy a mini fridge for my office? Yes Did I immediately put cheese in it? Also yes. Her name is Elsa

I just played a 95 point word in scrabble. This is the best moment of my life

I’m so lucky I had such an awesome dad, and I miss him every single day. He never once made me feel like my sports were less than my brother’s. he showed up to every game I ever played, with the exception of when I played overseas. He’s the reason I’ll never settle for less.

We say stuff like this cause this absolute foot of a man is the norm not the one off.

I love where Iive 😍

Me wondering how the game is going… 👀

I think we know me well enough to know what I thought this said

@grillcheezkilla.bsky.social I have an idea

Yes. The most efficient beer to mouth delivery method.

I can’t believe none of you fuckers has asked me to be your date to this yet

Sometimes being zero interested in fashion has saved me

I can’t believe none of you assholes has bought me this… do you even know me?

Having a laugh at the chaos of this sandwich I got from save on

SPORTS

Love this headline… no notes

Screenshot if you can’t see it

Hey @partphil.bsky.social miss you 😘

Sports!

Is this a donut with a lemon curd filling and a meringue topping? Yes, yes it is.

Have any of my homies tried these

Today would have been Papa Fabulous’ 81st bday. What a legend

She needs to keep trying.

@potterybreaking.bsky.social

10/10 day in the Capital

For my Canucks homies.