jennasmash@jennasmash· 23d Why would they address it as "to whom it may concern" 😭
jennasmash@jennasmash· 24d Is there any way to use this or am I meant to just eat it by the spoonful
jennasmash@jennasmash· Jul 13 The lion sneaking in on that job posting for a vet....
jennasmash@jennasmash· Jul 13 I'm not a structural engineer, should my kitchen be this unlevel
jennasmash@jennasmash· Jul 3 What if we were two baby groundhogs next to a busy road
jennasmash@jennasmash· Apr 25 The women you were more than happy to let suffer before you experienced it for yourself
jennasmash@jennasmash· Mar 14 I love this little freak so much. I wanna keep him in my house and feed him table scraps
jennasmash@jennasmash· Dec 23 Now GrubHub that's just fucking rude
jennasmash@jennasmash· Dec 9 Yeah Amazon sure. Let's give my infant Paradise Lost.
jennasmash@jennasmash· Dec 8 In England they check your genitals to determine portion size
jennasmash@jennasmash· Nov 19 Hate it when I've never seen chocolate cake and accidentally draw an egg salad sandwich on rye
jennasmash@jennasmash· Nov 18 I keep my mouth shut irt other city's slop food
jennasmash@jennasmash· Nov 4 This triggered trauma from high school
jennasmash@jennasmash· Oct 13 Introducing baby to the classics
jennasmash@jennasmash· Oct 5 Oh don't worry there's still plenty glazing it
jennasmash@jennasmash· Sep 24 Omg are you my dad... I'm 8 days post partum 🤗
jennasmash@jennasmash· Sep 12 Ahh they just don't care lmao
jennasmash@jennasmash· Sep 5 You should probably learn to be a little more if anything
jennasmash@jennasmash· Aug 22 I'm just so weirded out by this concept, I only just found this menu the other day lol, who is this for??? Who is talking to these bots other than bored kids?