Jenny Landreth

@jennylandreth

Everything you’ve come to expect from me

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Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· 1d

Googled 'folding beach chair' and this is what Amazon suggested and it made me laugh imagining myself relaxing on the beach as the legs slowly sink in to the sand ...

An Amazon ad for 'lightweight beach chairs' which shows a very cheap office-type chair and I'm picturing myself sitting on it on the beach, so very relaxed as the legs slowly sink into the sand

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· 7d

My kind of guy. I can happily offer nothing.

Ad for silly cologne company advertised for ‘the man who settles for nothing’

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· 13d

Oh FUCK OFF, Word you absolute loser.

Word's grammar tool, trying to tell me I've made a 'possible word choice error' with the phrase 'I like your thinking'. It's suggesting 'you're'. F'in IDIOT

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· 15d

Went to the gym, found new names for my WIP. Meet Les Mills and Al Trafit. #alwaysworking

The words Les Mills on a step at the gym

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· Jul 18

Came to Scarborough to see CMAT. Fantastic gig but I am possibly the worst gig photographer of all time for which I feel I should get some kind of prize?

A shot of half the stage where CMAT is playing, but mostly the back of a man’s head.

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· Jul 18

Has… my ex changed his name/eyebrows and gone off in a new creative direction? (This works best if you know my ex)

A poster for a man called Tony Skingle (I won’t hear a better name this month) and his Elvis act in Scarborough on the 30/8. Hurry, tx still available

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· Jul 11

Message from son. MCR fans will never change:

Someone at the my chemical romance show tried to start a chant...... wrong crowd buddy it did not take off

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· Jun 9

This is when we find out that Suchet was actually 31 when he played Poirot.

Four images of David Suchet playing Hercules Poirot, looking middle aged but WHO KNOWS

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· May 25

Saw this on my dog walk. Either someone lost their wig or DEADLY QUICKSAND.

What looks like a blonde wig on the ground. Or is it actually a person buried vertically, only the top of their head showing? We’ll never know

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· May 16

Didn’t think seeing the new Banksy would be the highlight of my evening, but after that I saw Oh, Mary (renamed Oh Jesus in my house).

The new Bansky statue - a man in a suit stepping off a pedestal cos he’s carrying a flag that’s blowing in his face, obscuring his vision.

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· Apr 3

Did someone say Battersea Park herons? This was mine from yesterday, totally earwigging my convo w a pal, trying to get our intel.

A heron by a small pond, wings outstretched.

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· Mar 27

Clearing my late mum’s house. Surely SURELY there’s a Pam out there who’d like this book. Pam, make yourself known.

A book from 1918 called What Became of Pam by Baroness Von Hutten (yeah, no idea)

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· Feb 25

Well would you look at that. Five series in and we’re still winning prizes 😎

A notification that Hey Duggee Series 5 won the Kidscreen Best Animated Series HURRAH!

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth· Feb 22

Wouldnt it be GREAT if local councils agreed to NOT rent this scoundrel’s empty flats for temporary accommodation, leaving them empty and him without the income. Sigh.