Jen Vestal

@jenvestal

Minnesota ex-pat, law firm librarian, professionally nosy. “The time to be happy is now; the place to be happy is here.” She/her 📍 Alexandria, VA

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Jen Vestal@jenvestal· 13d

Sending this after the next bad take I see on here

An informative plaque from the Udvar-Hazy Center depicting the KD2C-2 Skeet Target Drone

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· 26d

This was also an iconic computer game

The front of a 90’s CD-ROM jewel case. The background depicts important places from The Odyssey in a whimsical illustrated style. Most of the foreground is taken up by the iconic Jack Russell Terrier Wishbone. The title reads “Wishbone and the Amazing Odyssey.” A bubble to the side reads “Featuring TV’s Award-Winning Dog”

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Jul 9

Can we keep backyard ducks in ALX?? Asking for a friend and definitely not me. It’s Lee Waddles!

A screenshot from the Fairfax County, Virginia animal shelter website. It says “Meet Lee Waddles” and features a picture of a very handsome white duck. He is standing with his head turned to the camera.

A social media post from Fairfax County Animal Services. It reads: “He's charming, he's handsome, and, most importantly, he's a duck.
Lee Waddles is looking to be a part of your flock. He likes to do duck things like swimming, waddling around, and quacking. Definitely the quacking part.
Find him at our Michael R. Frey Campus!
Learn more: fairfaxcounty.gov/animalservices/adopt
#FairfaxAnimals”

It then features four high quality duck pics, including two pictures of a handsome white duck standing in his pen, a picture of him going through a doorway, and a picture of him chilling in a pink wading pool.

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Jun 26

The next town over has the Temple of Eck, which started denying free tours to my friends after it became the local curiosity for nerdy teens

The gold Temple of Eck, Chanhassen, Minnesota.

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Jun 17

At this point I think plus size retailers are trying to lose sales because what is this?

A bikini top sewn to a baggy white tshirt that I’m supposed to spend real American dollars on and buy

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· May 15

Your last meme saved is your moral philosophy. Absolutely yes. No notes.

A cow standing in the ocean. The text says “I am cringe, but I am free.”

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· May 4

I’m obsessed with that picture

A handsome man in the blue blazer and gray pants raises his arms in celebration. He is cheering

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Apr 27

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Mar 20

The last time they came to my door I was (inadvertently!) wearing this shirt, but with my sweatshirt covering up all but the “You can go to HELL” part:

A white tshirt with red letters that reads “YOU CAN GO TO HELL
I'M GOING TO
TOYOTATHON”

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Mar 10

Baby Jen wearing her dad’s tennis shoes. She is leaning on the wall. Her dad, who is 6 foot 5 and wearing a Twins World Series Champions sweatshirt, looks on lovingly

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Mar 10

Who wore it better

Marco Rubio wearing shoes that are way too big*

*cue the “shoes too big for his gotdamn feet meme

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Mar 6

I gave him the traits erratic, hot-headed and self-assured, because he can’t be wrong. He’s Beefham.

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Mar 6

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Mar 5

Homer at Planet of The Apes: The Musical

Homer Simpson in the audience at Planet of the Apes The Musical. The caption says “I love legitimate theater.”

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Mar 3

We own both these lamps with zero regrets

A small lamp shaped like a half a pear. It has two little eyes and two teeny feet sticking out of the bottom.

A white duck lamp. The duck is laying on his side and has a yellow beak, tiny black eyes, and yellow feet and legs. He’s laying on a desk, full of ennui

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Feb 28

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Feb 27

My sister is there right now and every night when she sends us pics/a recap of her day I want to reply with this

Three pictures of an adorable, but scowling young child. The first picture has the caption “congrats,” the second says “happy for you” and the last picture says “nice.”

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Feb 1

This is who runs this account

A little girl with curly blond hair, wearing a pink tshirt with a teddy bear and heart pattern. Her face is smeared with mascara and lipstick.

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Dec 26

Hail the conquering hero. Merry Christmas from the Bowmeister (and his wife)

A distinguished bearded gentleman covered in bows previously stuck on presents. His hand is in his shirt, emulating old timey portraits

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Dec 17

Celebrating @ajv.bsky.social’s birthday in true Alexandria fashion- pizza, of course.

The table at Stracci Pizza Alexandria, including a menu, water glasses, and plates

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Dec 5

Five years of the Vestals. Here’s to many fives more. To commemorate this occasion, please enjoy the most cliched DC wedding announcement ever- a shout out in POLITICO Playbook

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Nov 14

Nm found it

A woman wrapped in a blanket. The blanket has a full body sized image of a woman’s suit on it.

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Oct 7

My first attempt at baguettes didn’t turn out looking very “baguette-y” but I’m happy with the crust, texture and taste so I’m counting it as a win!

Two loaves of bread sitting on a cookie sheet. Both are long and thin, although not as thin as the baker intended. The loaf in the front is cut open to show the inside.

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Sep 20

Delorted

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Aug 26

Shoot I mean the one on the right. This guy

A close up of the shell guy who is driving. He’s seen some shit, based on his expression

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Aug 26

Specifically the one on the left

A figurine made of seashells. Two figures sit in an open top car. One is driving and has a Coors beer can. The other is holding a burger and has a Schlitz beer can. Yes these shell people are drinking and driving and my mom thought it was cute I guess

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Aug 9

The food was good! The sushi was fresh and better than the Wagyu items. Overall the AYCE felt like a decent value for money. They also have a buffet that’s included with your price and it has like big crab legs and pre-poured Boba tea. I’d go back. Plus they gave us a little guy!

A figurine of a sushi chef with orange hair. He is smiling. He has a pair of chopsticks in one hand and a piece of sushi in the other. His headband reads “Sushi”

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Aug 9

@ajv.bsky.social and I have infiltrated the Pizza Palace

A place setting at Umiya featuring a plate, a branded Umiya napkin, and a set of wrapped branded chopsticks

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Aug 8

It is with a heavy heart that I inform you all, my community, that earlier today I pissed off a cat (by trying to enter my home)

Jen Vestal@jenvestal· Aug 1

Big day for food idiots- I just saw a well-stocked display featuring this abomination at the Foxchase Harris Teeter.