Jentucky Fried Bitchin'
@jenxer
Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Köln fan.🐐⚽ Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
I finished and mailed the dress I made as a surprise for my mom's porch goose statue. The surprise is for my mom, not the goose. The goose knew once I sneakily took its measurements.
After that 3rd Place game, I feel like the final is just gonna be #worldcup
My Fiat was a manual, and I had the same valet experience. I *really* miss the ability to downshift.
Who wore it better? "Porch goose statue dress" is a word salad* *no parasites
Connected to a VPN to bypass age verification just to post this important update of the squirrel-watching situation Also, fuck Texas
On the bright side, this will definitely curb my doomscrolling since I can't* access via the app anymore. *Won't give some sus third-party verification company my face or a credit card
Two: "Rabbit In Front Of The Mirror" by Michael Sowa "By Day She Made Herself Into A Cat" by Arthur Rackham
Since he flipped the tent over he's spent a lot of time in it. Well,*half* of him has spent a lot of time in it
The catalog's foreword uses Reagan's plea to tear down the Berlin Wall as metaphor for them "liberating" their furniture from gallery-only sales. Read the original for absolute wank. ~fin~
These couch feet are actually adorable Auto complete wrote "affordable." lol no $20,000
This one is getting flagged by the adult content filter for sure
Splinters in your ass from the chair, splinters in your fingers from the table
For when you really want chips and queso but don't want to get out of bed
"But can you guarantee the chandelier is made from *genuine* baby teeth?"
"The necromantic talisman must be placed over the bed JUST SO or the ritual won't work"
"This $13,000 dining table that looks like it fell off a truck is just what I was hunting!"
I resent my name being associated with this ugly-ass $14,000 couch.