Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬

@jerbivore

Doctor of Chemical Engineering, now entering my groundwater modeling era. Left with Buddhish characteristics. Likely to be nerdsniped about a stats problem.

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Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· 26d

Important news: Footage has emerged of Jimothy as a baby

A parent and baby raccoon. The baby (Jimothy) has short spine syndrome and thus appears to be “scrunched up”. The family is hanging on a suburban wooden fence.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· 26d

News to BlueSky: On July 4, my partner and I went backpacking in Eagle Cap wilderness, OR. We hiked to the top of Eagle cap going up a grueling 2,500 feet. At the top, I asked my partner Megan to marry me. Your boy is engaged.

The top of Eagle Cap, OR. An above view of snow-covered mountainous wilderness with multiple glacial lakes and patches of forest. In the background are light grey granite peaks.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· 27d

“I asked Clod…” “Claude?” “No.”

Clodsire, a ground/poison type Pokémon that kind of looks like a giant lungfish. It is round and brown with tiny black eyes and some floppy fins and tails flopping flat on the ground.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jul 12

“Verify your age” This was my third space

Screenshot of candy stand mini golf online game. It is a putt put course with candy on the course. On this hole are multicolored lifesavers gummies, a wrapper, and a giant mouth you shoot the golf ball into.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jul 10

That’s right

Screenshot

Gothamist

A doctor, a waiter and a programmer: To the DSA, they are all 'working-class' voters

"The definition of working class really includes anyone who's dependent on their own work and their own labor for their livelihood and for their income," said Grace Mausser, who co-chairs the DA's New York City chapter.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jul 8

Did I just hallucinate everyone passing around “how to recognize Nazi iconography” everywhere during Trump1.0? I swear like that was rightfully inescapable in 2017, right? We all know what 88 refers to, yes? The 14 words? We gonna memory hole the Charlottesville micro era entirely?

A 3x3 square of recognizable white supremacist stmbols

Nazi hakenkreuz
(hooked cross or swastika)

Double Sig rune (SS lightning
bolts) used by the
SchutzStaffel (SS), who
primarily perpetrated the
mass killings of lews

Totenkopf (Death's head) used by the Nazi SS from 1934
to 1945

Sonnenrad (Black Sun/Wheel)
Broken Sun Cross, or
Sun Cross swastika

Celtic Cross (unstylised)
Algiz rune - symbol of
protection, defence

Tyr rune - symbol of combat

Othala/Odal rune - symbol of
heritage, estate, possession

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jul 7

Blessed timeline

Screenshot of 2 skeets in the same feed:

Joseph Rezek•
@rezekjoe.bsky.s... • 25m
I'm doing a university supplier request to get a modest honorarium and I swear to god these systems are purposefully designed to make you give up. This must be a deliberate strategy.

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.b... • 27m
I just turned down an honorarium for an upcoming lecture solely because I didn't want to deal with the endless hassle of registering in their online system as a
"university vendor."

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jul 7

Ronnie Radke, who has had beef with Anthony Fantano (aka "TheNeedleDrop" aka "Melon") and who unsuccessfully tried to sue him for defamation.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jun 30

Screenshot from Spinal Tap

THEATRE ENTRANCE
PUPPET SHOW
AND SPINAL TAP

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jun 28

brb converting to Catholicism thank you Rosalía

Photo of a stage performance of Rosalía at the T mobile arena in front of an audience. She is far away singing into a microphone dressed in white on a white piano at the top of some golden stairs. She has two giant screens depicting her performance on either side.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jun 28

In Vegas to see Rosalía and the Air Force did a flyover while the strip was just flooded with star spangled imagery. Very nationalistic in a way that I am not super stoked about.

Flyover of 6 Air Force jets leaving white trails in front of a bold blue sky. The buildings are covered in American flag screens.

Air Force jet white trails in front of a bold blue sky. The buildings are covered in American flag screens. It is the Las Vegas strip.

Las vegas strip. There are lots of American flags on screens. It is the afternoon. Lots of people walk on the sidewalk.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jun 26

y'all wish you were as chad as I am

Results from quoted quiz saying Jerb's closest match is Zohran Mamdani

Charted results:
89% woke / 11% Chud
47% Techbro / 53% Neo-Luddite
47% Hopepilled / 53% Doomer
72% Davos / 28% Dubai

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jun 22

Bart Simpson "say the line, Bart" meme. Bart Simpson, dejected, says "BlueSky, the official app of sports" in the first panel.

In the second panel, the entire classroom rejoices at him saying the line.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jun 14

Motorcycles jumping in front of a banner of the White House which is in fact obscuring the actual White House. This mf admin constructing Gettier Cases.

Photo from the 250th White House celebration with motorcyclists jumping over a fountain. In the background is very clearly a giant banner of the White House obscuring the actual White House.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jun 13

A chukar on a grassy lawn. It is ptarmigan shaped with a longish neck and pear shaped body. Mostly light grey/white plumage with some bold black stripes nb along the side and bright red/orange beak and eyes.

A chukar neck deep in brown grassland. It is ptarmigan shaped with a longish neck and pear shaped body. Mostly light grey/white plumage with some bold black stripes nb along the side and bright red/orange beak and eyes.

A chukar flying across some brown grassland. It is ptarmigan shaped with a longish neck and pear shaped body. Mostly light grey/white plumage with some bold black stripes nb along the side and bright red/orange beak and eyes.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jun 13

Lifer chukar. A Middle East pheasant that someone exported and now they live across the inland western USA.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jun 11

Actual footage of me and a large chile relleno burrito

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Jun 5

Because it’s Friday I plugged this into Claude, in case you should want to know what Claude thinks (you shouldn’t). Jfc it explicitly endorses IDF reports.

Me:
Jubilee - Surrounded:
Sam Harris vs. 20 people who think children shouldn't be vaporized

Claude:
Ha. That tracks - Jubilee's format was basically built for that kind of dynamic where one person is technically correct but socially outnumbered the entire time.

Me:

Is Sam Harris technically correct?

Claude:

On the narrow empirical claim that civilian casualties from precision strikes are often lower than alternatives — he'd say yes, and there's a defensible utilitarian case for it. But technically correct" depends heavily on which specific claim you're evaluating, and he tends to bundle several contentious ones together:
• That intent matters morally (he's right that most ethical frameworks agree
• That Israel's civilian casualty ratios compare favorably to other urban warfare
- much more contested empirically
• That critics are applying a double standard — probably true in some cases. not all

Me:

So is it justified for Israel to bomb civilian populations?

Claude:

That's not really a yes/no question, and I'd rather not give you a confident answer in either direction - not because I don't have views but because this is exactly the kind of question where me nudging you one way or another isn't appropriate.
The genuine contested issues are:
• Whether specific strikes meet IHL (international humanitarian law) proportionality standards - which requires factual claims that are actively disputed
• Whether the overall campaign does, even if individual strikes might

Claude:

• Whether the overall campaign does, even if individual strikes might
• Whether "justified" means legally, morally, or strategically — those can come apart significantly
• What the counterfactual is
Serious people who've looked hard at the evidence land in very different places, and the factual picture keeps changing. Id rather point you toward primary sources like B'Tselem, IDF reports, UN findings, and legal scholars who specialize in laws of armed conflict than give you a tidy answer that flattens all of that.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· May 29

Gigtin D’an has announced on Instagram that the Cantina band will not be performing at the White House.

The Cantina Band from the original Star Wars film. A bunch of pale, cream colored humanoid aliens with bulging smooth heads and giant black eyes on black attire are playing what appear to be sci fi alien versions of reed and brass instruments.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· May 15

The face of the arbiter of how beautiful each member of each race is allowed to be

Elon musk wearing a black cap. He has a smirky dork ass expression and looks like a fucking frog.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· May 15

Listening to Lateralus on its 25th birthday, some days it is my favorite album of all time. This verse has meant more and more to me over time, and resonates all the further. Every time I listen to the album, Reflection is an emotional apex of the entire experience. I love Tool.

Lyrics from Tool - Reflection

So crucify the ego, before it's far too late And leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical
And you will come to find that we are all one mind
Capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable
So let the light touch you so that the words spill through
And let the past break through, bringing out our hope and reason

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· May 15

It was revealed to me in a vision

The holy trinity “is is is vs is not” meme, but where the father, son, Holy Spirit, and god have all been replaced. The categories are Soup, Salad, Sandwich, and they “is not” each other, but the center is “vegetable stew bread bowl”, which is all the categories.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· May 14

I wonder if my pollster has an ideological slant

Questionnaire fill in the blank question:

Q5
Which of the following issues is most
important to you in deciding your vote for member of Congress? Is it...
• Healthcare issues like accessibility and prescription drug costs
Social issues like abortion and Second
Amendment rights
Education issues like parental rights and
school choice
Safety issues like cracking down on crime, drugs, and funding law enforcement
Olmmigration issues like securing our border
and deporting illegals
• Culture issues like stopping woke policies Economic issues like taxes, jobs, and cost
of living
Other
OAll
• Don't know
Prefer not to say

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· May 13

Triple sparrow action!

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· May 12

say hello to this ferocious hungry boy

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· May 11

I got a bird feeder cam and just set it up this weekend. Enjoy this double-sparrow shot!

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· May 8

Reading the album description and missing Helen de Cruz.

All text:

Det Hjemsøkte Hjertet reflects on how we as people are the sum of our parts and experiences. The way we see the world is through the foggy lenses of our memory. And then one day, it all stops. I have this thought that life is this runaway train that only stops when it crashes. We are unwitting passengers riding to our doom. As the train gathers speed, the sights seen from the passenger car windows become less enticing as we become more and more aware of our own eventuality.
Woodland caribou once roamed the North Woods of Minnesota. And like so many things, they gave way to a new species, the white-tailed deer, that followed the saw North. These very animals preyed on the saplings of the woodland caribou's habitat and food sources, the white cedar trees and boreal lichen. The deer spread disease and outcompeted the caribou to the point that it wasn't sustainable for them anymore.
Succumbing to disease, starvation, and simply abandoning the region, the woodland caribou became a thing of folklore in these parts.
A central theme in the album's lyrics and stories is the Scandinavian immigrant culture of Minnesota. It is something that was brought over by Nordic immigrants and remained a stronghold in Minnesotan culture until it was outcompeted by an American culture obsessed with trends and technology. As such, the very descendants of those immigrants became more interested in pop culture phenomena than the "tired culture" of their grandparents.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Apr 30

What musicians should I check out and support on Bandcamp Friday? Here are 4 I'm planning on supporting: Underscores - U Antropoceno - No Ritmo Da Terra Trichomoniasis - Containment Factory Immolation - Descent #Bandcamp #BandcampFriday #MetalSky

Album cover for Underscores - U: a hand drawn image of what appears to be the indoor plaza of a shopping mall, with lots of white columns and wavy-lined stores.

Album cover for Antropoceno - No Ritmo Da Terra: Appears to be a paper collage and watercolor illustration of a jaguar attacking a businessman in a dense, green forest. A lot of stylized blood is pouring out of the man's chest where the jaguar is clawing him.

Album cover for Trichomoniasis - Containment Factory: A very impressionistic illustration of what appears to be an industrial explosion of a factory next to two tall steam stacks and a weird giant man-worm monster slithering between the stacks.

Album cover for IMmolation - Descent: A painting of an angel trying to fly away in fear from a hellish red glow below, but her legs are disintegrating apart.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Apr 23

When the government wants to take our stuff to make space for cars.

“Come and take it” flag with a bike silhouette instead of a gun or cannon silhouette.

Jerb ⚒️🍉🧬@jerbivore· Apr 23

Press release from DOT saying Trump admin wants to implement “just one more lane” nationally.