So I gave myself a stache for the first time ever and I feel like it's giving olde timey snake oil salesman

Was also confirmed on the local news station

Tornado currently in Youngstown, Ohio

The face of a man who knows he's going to have to answer to Mango Mussolini for this shit show

Confirmed tornado southeast of Cincinnati

Hello Bertha

A modern retelling of Frankenstein

Managed to dodge every single storm. Luckily round 2 should be on the way soon

I basically 100 yards outside the 5% tor today

I love being the go to for weather info in my family

Tomorrow should be fun

Yeah I guess 8.8 low level lapse rates will do that

According to the hrrr I'll be getting cored tomorrow

Oh boy can't wait to chase northeast ohio tomorrow 🙃

Seems bad

Thick wildfire smoke from Sandusky, Ohio #ohwx

The only thing I've seen today that's more disgusting that all this wildfire smoke

A river gauge in Texas has recorded a 32 foot water rise in just four hours

Just stepped outside and it smells like a damn campfire

First time I've ever seen a forecast call for "widespread smoke" in ohio

Fun little backyard chase today

Storm currently near Monroeville, Ohio

That's a shame

I made it into an episode of Discovery's Eye of the Storm for a split second

My blood pressure or the current temp/dew point?

That's a hell of a lot of CAPE

As an American I'm good with all of this except the metric. You can have my freedom units when you pry them from my cold dead hands