These are David and Biscuits. David doesn’t know how to meow, and biscuits won’t shut the fuck up.
I hadn't seen this a dead Joe Biden floating in the background until just now.
Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones).
Wow Emily, that is quite the provocative profile picture. I am intrigued.
If anybody wants to pull a Plato I found a whole gang of hemlock on my hike. I also smelled rabbits but it was too late in the morning to see them.
This MF is as stupid as he is authoritarian. Instead of being the *secure* situation room, he is monitoring this war from curtained off section of mar-a-lago.
JFC, god forbid a woman be smart *and* a shitposter. That uno reverse *not all women* bullshit is in itself misogynistic. I say we need more Saint Jacindas.
Shoes on the bed are disgusting, but apparently that's not the worst of it. h/t @aghastronaut.com
Drop a crush from your youth. Twofer. What can I say, I have a thing for dark haired and redheaded girls. Too bad Justine Bateman is a total MAGA nutjob now.