So yeah, fk Michael Jordan, the KING is the greatest. Being a Sixers fan has nothing to do with it.

Sorry can't do a McConnell, best I can do for ya is a graham

Morning from my deck near the beautiful Delaware Bay. Too bad the fkr didn't die and give us true independence yesterday, but another gorgeous day is here to fight on! ✌️✌️✌️✌️

I'm back... equal time for Rocky

Fine, bbl

So I was right next to what I thought was a fake one in Clearwater Beach back in March, scared the shit outta me

So hard to get the item back in the original box sometimes.... especially when it's giving you the eye

As Bruce reminded us in philly tonight, the power belongs to the people!!

"Again? Wasn't this like just a week ago? Leave me alone hooman"

Thanks. Here he is with sis CC

Did somebody say #Caturday ?? Rocky is here for ya...

More of my signs today

Some of my artwork today

Lovely Cape May NJ.... this is what democracy looks like!

Fine for me but not for thee....

Not gonna work, mother fkrs, but the toll on human life will now increase exponentially across the world due to a GD PEDOPHILE

Thank you Doc 😊

That lie was easy enough to debunk in real time...

This lazy old fart wouldn't even lift his head, I'm all outta psssss pssssss psssss #Caturday

Fractured my metatarsal this morning. Fuck you already 2026, just fuck you. Oh and #EpsteinFiles RELEASE THEM

Got to take a dip in this gorgeous senote in Punta Cana....

The president of Columbia speaking to the U.N. EVERY FKG WORD IS TRUE but our media won't cover this.

It was just that easy.....buh bye Philly 57, and fk you Sinclair

FK YOU DISNEY AND ABC I stand with Jimmy Kimmel

WTF Cruella DePhilsFan??? Take our team's name off yer mean ass. Good thing @phillies.com and @marlins.com are awesome, as well as Harrison Bader, but can you imagine taking a ball from a kid like that? Entitled bytch.....

I'm late for Caturday and they're both judging me and I deserve it...