Apparently, we're supposed to believe that a man who has a net worth of something like $65 million only has one shirt.

Is he alive? Or is he dead?

JD Vance is not well.

This is what lack of discipline looks like.

Of all the things that never happened...

Call me a conspiracist, I don't believe any of this.

I'll admit, it's been a while since I was in a library.

It's gonna be so much fun watching this tiny prick eat shit and go to prison one day. 🍿

When you have to revise your original export sales down by 90%, the original numbers were what we like to call lies.

If I knew what this post was I would have replied...

He was a sick motherfucker.

In case you were wondering what ICE does on the weekends.

How do you spell p-u-l-i-t-z-e-r?

There's a special place in hell for Polis.

Everyone knows Rep. Jack Kimble isn't a real person, right?! Like, he's not a real Congressman. He's meant to make fun of Republicans.

Of all the things that will never happen, this is one of those things that will never happen.

Only in Trump's America.

Donald Trump was sent to the New York Military Academy (NYMA) for behavioral issues when he was 13. He was there for 4 and a half years. No way he was 20 in this picture. Just saying.

Nevermind the fire department that puts out your house fire, or the police who protect your neighborhood, or the roads and bridges you drive on to the local grocery store, or the public school you send your children to...

He's made us so smol.

Cool cool.

Timeline, right now. The internet wins again.

Pride 🌈

No such thing as a decent billionaire.

If only I haven't had to think about this guy every day for the past 11 years...

For the record, it was Elbridge A. Colby, Undersecretary of Defense, who carried Pete Hegseth’s “Avignon Papacy” threat to the Pope. This fucking douchebag. 👇

Gizzy photo shoot. #NotCaturday

I'm Tim Burchett and I'm dumber than a slice of white bread.