phil mccrevice (@jewkrainian) · DIRTY

phil mccrevice

@jewkrainian

30 something software dev an idiot who types things Ohio ➡️ Denver cleveland sports (eng/rus) just my skeets NGL

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phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 13

just got an alert that the weather “is cooling over the next 5 days”

The weather for the next 10 days with it being steadily around 94 degrees, the highest being 97 tomorrow

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 12

computer, enhance

this image but zoomed in all the way on his hand on the newspaper with text that says “i’m fuckin dead” under his finger

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 11

this list never misses

picture showing Rachel Bitecofer blocked as part of the “A Very British Bigotry” list

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 8

wild hogs movie poster

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 8

64k followers for a blue wave account that has reposted mitch mcconnell news seemingly 200 times in the last day and has #WayTooManyHashtags #RESISTTTTTTTTTT

A blue wave account followed me

Bluewave account people has a bunch of hashtags like

#DemandARecount #RussianInterference
#TrumpHasSoManyVotesHeDoesntNeedYourVote #TrumpandMikeJohnsonandAlfieOatsHaveALittleSe cret #ElonMusksStarlinkStealsTheElection
#ElonMuskAndPolymarketKnewResultsOnOct30 #MuskBlewUpStarlinkSatellitesInvolvedlnElection

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 7

guys i think i found mitch mcconnell

Watchmen panel where Dr Manhattan is coming back from being exploded and he’s a circulatory system. It’s edited to say:

“IT'S
July 7th
NOW.
THERE IS A CIRCULATORY SYSTEM WALKING THROUGH THE KITCHEN...”

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 7

it’s always sunny

[laughter]-You dumb bitch.

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 6

Mary and pippen second breakfast meme but it says

WEVE HAD ONE BUTTHOLE
BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BUTTHOLE

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 6

england for 5 minutes

fifa screenshot where the tactics are switched to al out attack

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 4

and it’s cousin

The cock of the rock, a vibrant orange bird with a fan like plume on its head

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 4

it apparently looks like this

a turks head cactus which is a big round cactus base with a cactus penis sprouting out of it

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 4

turks and caicos would like a word

flag of Turks and Caicos

it’s a blue flag with the union jack in the top left and a yellow shield on the right featuring a lobster, a conch shell, and a cactus

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 3

yeah checks out

the same skeet as above but edited to only include “i wanna feel those knobs”

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 3

fireworks make josie anxious, and therefore they are my enemy

Josie lying on the bed looking sad while fireworks are going off

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 2

one of the only positive things about the parents visiting is that my mom makes absurd portions of оливье every time

Оливье (olivye) in a big bowl. It’s a Russian/Ukrainian potato salad with ham, peas, carrots, onion, and mayo

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 1

absolutely cursed dwayne the maui johnson toy

Maui from the live action moana toy (it’s the rock)

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 1

The Hardball template with the five pieces of Exodia in the middle

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jul 1

one of my favorites is Dave Portnoy “building a fence”

dave portnoy, a giant bitch baby form barstool, holding a piece of wood with a nail sticking out of it with a hammer in the other hand, as if he’s about to nail this piece of would to a fence gate

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 30

none of these words are in the bible

Gym bro skeletor figure
1m ago
Mattel revealed a gym bro Skeletor action
figure for fans

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 30

Chase from paw patrol as wesley snipes shooting meme

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 30

the soccer app©️

people all saying a variation of “what a save”

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 30

this is the most german thing ever

Why Does This Design Exist?
• Health and Self-Monitoring: The original intent of the platform was to allow for the immediate inspection of feces. Being able to monitor the size, shape, and color of stool was historically viewed as a practical way to check for parasites or other health issues.

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 27

george russell as woody from toy story

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 27

yes youtube tv, of course i wanted to watch the XGames, Oceans 11, America’s Got Talent, World Cup split screen, how’d you know?

Youtube tv screen showing a split screen of Xgames, Oceans 11, Americas Got Talent, and the World Cup

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 26

or whatever

Is this butterfly meme but with the double shrimp and it says “is this communism”

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 24

lmao

miku bot responding to this post saying “that's great to hear Mollz (ballz)!”

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 21

my wife is the best wife of all the wives

A hand drawn card with a soccer pitch, an english telephone booth, big ben(sort of) and union jacks that says *WE'RE HEADING TO ENGLAND!:
OCTOBER 2026
ONE WEEK TRIP
A MATCH AT OLD TRAFFORD

*HAPPY FATHERS DAY AND
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(MOM + DAD ONLY)

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 19

we will beat their men on the pitch and eat their chocolate biscuits while we laugh at their folly

chocolate tim tams

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 18

this is good for your mental health (even if it was 97 degrees today)

A sunny day with mountains in the background and green fields of shrubs and trees in the foreground

phil mccrevice@jewkrainian· Jun 18

this you?

a drawing of an incel at a computer with stereotypical incel-coded memes on the wall including pepe the frog