This is not a bit. I have in fact two actual horns. A small bore tenor and a symphonic tenor with a Thayer valve F trigger.

Tourists to Japan only want one thing, and it's DISGUSTING. #Bloomscrolling money shot for all the Japanophiles. You're itashimashite.

You guys must really be Superman merch fans. All this posting about a Superbowl.

Know your trash.

Dear management, In light of your unfair labor practices trying to isolate our members...

It would be disrespectful to take these trombone glisses I did and overlay them on videos of ICE agents being humbled by protestors or the weather. So definitely don't do this. Yup yup. It might hurt their feelings.

Outstanding. The oldest I have it running on is a 2008 MacBook White. I use it still to rip CDs!

Started working on a macOS inspired blend of herbs and spices back in 2018 to keep old Macs useful. Now I've gotten it down to just cloning from a base image. Pretty nice. Mostly just works.

If you're in ABQ!

When I say rebuild this floor, I mean it. There is one layer of subfloor bracing, one subfloor of moisture barrier, and the glue attachment subfloor. To match the framing, which is not perfectly level or perfectly square required a lot of work. So. Much. Adjustment. Unskilled my ass.

"construction is unskilled labor!" Immah need you to shut the hell up with that nonsense. Unskilled labor doesn't exist. But if it did it sure wouldn't be construction. Source: it's taken me nine months to rebuild this floor, and I'm only now laying down the planks with glue.

This is certainly an album cover

Archival footage of @dicknixon.bsky.social celebrating International Unsolicited Duck Pic Day in 1971. In those days, you had to mail your duck pics. Here is President Nixon informing the White House Photographer to find a suitable subject for his postcards.

Posting Ducks on Main.

Japanese Urban Tokyo Ducks to contrast with your English Rural Life. 🦆 🦆

There are those who can't even play one side well, sir.

Computer enhance! That building knows what's up.

The traditions have been honored, the rituals complete.

Yes, I am a fan of Nog. Why do you ask?

The ham is good. I repeat, the ham is good.

Jokes aside please enjoy my Christmas dinner prep. Mango honey baste ham and cinnamon and honey mashed sweet potatoes and yams. Scarfing commences in 45 minutes.

Merry Christmas... If you know what's good for you.

This is literally on my office wall at work.

@banditelli.org bait

In case you don't believe me, this link is now a 404:

Democracy managed.