It’s real

LOL

Got me thinking of David Axelrod’s first encounter with Rahm in 1984 (from “Believer”)

5. GIVE ME YOUR BALLS

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If you see this, post a haunted house

I'm amused that we scored identically on the Woke / Chud axis

You know what, I’ll take it

I mean, your 2011 Camry can beat a Lambo Huracan off the line if the driver doesn’t know you’re racing

So dry I need chapstick

“Every Glonzo we tell incurs a debt to the truth. And sooner or later, that debt is paid.”

Same energy

This is how it started.

An endless debate about meaning and identity, you say

Somehow, Sky Marchini returned

Adam, would you say you’re about as useless as an asshole right here?

Oh, now feel it comin' back again Like a rollin' thunder chasing the wind Forces pullin' from the center of the Earth again I can feeeeeeeeeeel it I can feeeeeeeeeeeeeel it, ah

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Nazi bots for Platner

Also, data centers don't necessarily result in poor gigadeer outcomes, as seen here in Georgia!

He's right though, look at how the gigadeer population will thrive in the untouched wilderness

Spoiler alert

Love that they released it as a video single too just to make sure everybody saw this