Look it's MLS is always my logic

Parents got a photo of this goodie in the video poker area of their Chinese restaurant on Woodstock

I'm hearing Balogun has been awarded the FIFA Fair Play Award now too.

Weekend plans

Watching in a Mexican joint as God intended

On one hand I would say this is overkill on the other hand it does appear someone has tried to break in and use the toilet

Pickles lost 9-8 last night but was a dope game with a killer sunset

Lmfao

DISGUSTING

Adopting this family of whatever this is

Doing some rich people shit for a few nights before we head home

Sneak preview of pricing in Trump's 3rd term

Got a decent shot of a dive bombing brown pelican last night

My biggest takeaway so far from Mexico is we need to open the borders fully under the condition of bringing avocados and limes as proof of citizenship

How's work going you guys getting some shareholder value cooking

Match day view

First time in Mexico and things are a little confusing but surviving somehow

meanwhile my group text is rounding into minicamp form on being annoying about Trey Smack

my man just hit the ball in the fucking net

My one note from the match last night is that there really must be a hattie curse because I was absolutely convinced Kelsy was about to get it on this through ball. How does your striker not fucking bag this goal?? He tries to get super cute and cut it back instead of just blasting it in.

He was a total gentleman and a wonderful addition! Happy mother's day!

Since not everyone is on Instagram Hillary and I GOT MARRIED yesterday

New bravo bet just dropped