James E. Shadduck
@jimbluedemocrat
Retired trial attorney. Full time semi-professional shopping cart wrangler, lover of cheese and breathing. I like Oregon. Semi original skeets, stolen from the mind of my evil twin, who has cast a spell on my dog. Dog speaks 4 languages in treats now.
My Dad, once a top official for SCCA, told me "Willy T Ribbs can out-race anyone but to sponsors he's just an uppity black dude." Fast-forward 45 years. Trump's souvenir t-shirt for the Indy race on the mall. Any American racer who doesn't boycott this bullshit should find a new line of work.
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his Heaven, not Man's." ~Mark Twain also "Fuck ICE." ~Dogs
Authorities released a statement by the seagull's attorney who said the dude was a terrible shot and that the cake was not very moist.
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While the leader of the USA is pimping his insanity around the planet on a secondhand jumbo jet, the White House as we knew it is gone, turned into a trailer park. When the squatter dies please knock it all down and start anew. A new people's house built by minority-owned firms with union workers.
He understood the consequences. There are a lot of folks in uniform who respect the hell out of what he did and we will see more. These aren't poor kids drafted unwillingly to Vietnam. These are professionals serving proudly. These are educated folks serving with honor. The real Antifa.
Obama's twenty minute conversation was casual until Mitch started to make it rain.
Selling snake oil and wrangling hos by day, Joel Osteen reveals his life long passion for bagpipes in a dress.
God dusts off a 'golden' oldie, goes all Old Testament on the kiddie raper's KKK speech tonight.
“No need for concerns now I tell ya. It’s a warm evening, the National Mall is open and all 9 people are having a wonderful time. Sharks in the reflecting pool all died of algae diaper rash."
There's one brave person in each picture. There alone amongst hate. I wish I could have held her hand. The 4th is supposed to be a celebration of our unity but as long as shit-bag Jesus people keep hating American citizens only because the pigment of their skin is different, we'll fight the fuckers
This is why the rich have dangled abortion, gay and transgender hate, Mexican and immigrant hate and a bunch other manufactured tropes, so dense evangelicals will ignore the true consequences their vote means to the least of these among us. Carrots. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Stephen Miller, Noted racist: "This country doesn't have a future if we don't end birthright citizenship...One way or another, this nation has to end birthright citizenship." His boss, Noted Pimp: "Come to Doral. Beat the INS lines. No checks."
Evangelicals have always known. Child rape is a rite of passage among evangelical leadership. Pedophilia is in their DNA. It's basically a bunch of mini Charlie Manson's and Franklin Grahams for Donald Jesus Christ.
I would be happy if not a single refugee foot ever again touched our soil. Stephen Miller If we lose we will be hung for this 'glorious chapter' that was a 'duty' to perform. Heinrich Himmler
Trump blames vandals for this Hitler Arch failure, announcing that "anyone on fair grounds will be water-boarded at the Bass Pro Shops Reflecting Pool."
White House releases dynamic new lineup featuring a Blue Man tribute portrayed by Kelsey Grammer.
Pretty cool how the Freedom 250 audience was limited to 3 people from each state.
One of the most egregious acts of Treason ever committed…., but the treason was OK because we got Rowe overturned. Praise the Lord for Trump! When the evangelicals show you who they are, believe them.
The Donnie and Marie Experience featuring "The Lawn Likes it Bitch."
"Dr. Oz says never mind reports of rashes and loss of hair. Also, RFK says he will grill carp at the pool and do any mom's dirty ass."
WH Situation Room today: "Invade Cuba, Greenland? What's up with those Hawaiians? UFC fight with midgets? Invading Sacramento? Vanilla Ice for pool vandalism? Kimmel is a homo? Quick, we need something that pairs modestly with rape and torture of children, yet smooth, in the name of Jesus."
The fourth anniversary of the overturning of Roe v Wade. They all lied under oath. Dogs have better treatment options in some states.