The swaggering dick-boy from DOGE who tried to recruit me to his STEALTH STARTUP on Linkedin sent a snarkly asshole reply to my “no way” message then immediately blocked. LinkedIn handles this badly: you can walk away or reveal the message. Basically ur Schrödinger’s cat peeking into the box.

Wait just a minute there what are they suggesting

The Taylor Farms website still says there are “no active product recalls” www.taylorfarms.com/recall/

Taylor Farms says there are no active recalls. www.taylorfarms.com/recall/

i believe i may be about to use the word “fuck” in a LinkedIn private message reply for the first time ever.

does anyone know what this refers to on my apple device?? google apps? something else

oh we’re celebrating over here we celebrate when we are liberated from evil people. oh yes we fucking do. L. graham is dead and it’s awesome see also:

when you take the kids to the gum wall and get up real close during a lull in the crowd

past me would have insisted that today’s promoted headlines in the Mercury News are really from the Onion. Present me is resigned to letting reality wash through.

“Seattle will understand,” I tell myself as the rage burns itself out. “Seattle will understand.”

Let’s see how many people i can get dancing on this flight

my iPad‘s memory is full. Half of the 64GB of storage has been consumed by system software. Every update seems to steal more space from me. It’s a kind of forced obsolescence.

This “i talked to Mitch this morning” stuff is kind of triggering. It reminds me of someone telling me “we’re holding the phone up to his ear now. He can’t answer you but Nurse Mary said she believes people in comas can hear us. So go ahead, say what you need him to hear from you.”

they just killed me with cuteness i am ded of cute overdose recuerdo mi

when i first moved to SF I felt guilty about not heading out to see 4th of July fireworks. now we just sit at home and giggle because Fog. Please enjoy these televised views of brilliant aerial displays around the majestic Golden Gate Bridge.

Yeah don't do that. Just open those paths and delete the bits that are related to the AI superintelligence

this small-town PD post about a /saboteur cyclist/ with a farmer's tan, last seen riding a small girl's bike, is sending me

Tfw you determine to command attention to your loud, confident assertion that trans people are antisemitic and their grifty ”victim” is actually a great fellow based on (checks notes) ”looking at this guy’s tweets”

he is literally fundraising on trans hatred and bragging about it Source: SFStandard

Statement from Trans March. Scott - as Scott does - injected himself into an event where he was not welcome, knew he wasn’t welcome, and spun it to take advantage of the trans hate wave that’s everywhere right now including SF and trans-hating media and posters are sucking right up.

Fuck scott wiener that turncoat trans-hating climber

Nancy Pelosi has also endorsed the better candidate - one who does not force herself into movements and groups that don't want her. Scott has a history of showing up where he's not welcome and then crying when he's told to GTFO... and a history of ignoring trans people in SF when they're in trouble.

sad, lonely young tech bro stands atop his tragic cybertruck high above san francisco and yet experiences not a single reflective thought about the poor life choices that brought him to this moment. “women don’t want successful men,” he decides before climbing down from the roof.

Facebook ads feeling a bit 1934ish this afternoon

i found my cat playing with this ✨ toy - i think it might be AI. what should i do

I just said no to a big money opportunity today and I want to cry. Not because of the money. Fuck that. Because I am so fucking exhausted from living in the panopticon, and so fucking fed up with smooth-brain bros who mock people who care about civil liberties. I have fucking had it.

And the color Wine

Corrected this ad from insta i was never patient. i was loud but shy. Now that i am running out of time i’m doing away with the shy. Also 50 is hella young and the original intent of this ad is disempowering and stupid.