Jimmyfranks
@jimmyfranks
My name is a killing word thefpl.us
Serious question: is there a robot cat toy on the market that knows to not get stuck under things and will also occasionally shit out a little treat? I got Buddy Bignuts one of those puzzle ball treat dispensers but he wishes it into the cornfield after 5 minutes and I have to retrieve it
Saying Colman Domingo out loud sounds like a magic spell from harry potter
Me, an “indoor kid” at my first softball game: why are they all wearing PIP Boys? Seems like using V.A.T.S. in college athletics would be an unfair advantage
Meet Buddy B. Bignuts. He is a grumpy butthole most of the time but for about 5 minutes a day he is an ideal companion.
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the ULP strike. #Birds
Pick me up some alcohol would you? You know the brand I like, the one with the real fuckin sad lookin dog on it
This sounds like a made-up movie, a throwaway joke on 30 Rock, something Jenna Maroney would star in
"Hey, we saw you across the bar and liked your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?”
If you’re in the market for a robitusson- flavored cola I have good news
TTT raid train on Twitch.TV Don’t miss the best in the game 11a @Smoka_Tidepod 12p @MoustacheSquig 1p @Robroach 2p @HimGoFast 3p @@EchoLightwave_Unspeakable 4p @PrincessDogvomit 5p @OnlineVCR 6p @MyBoyfriendThePilot 7p @Jimmyfranks 8p @Blabotz 9p @MuntCascade 10p @OmegaRobot21 11p @Smoka_Tidepod
Doing another Trash Talk Tuesday raid train on Twitch this Tuesday. Starts at noon PST with @smoka_tidepod. Celebrate the reason for the season
Maybe the reason Jay Leno doesn’t touch his tonight show money is because it’s cursed