#Zelda devs: "ugh stop bugging us about an official timeline and lore here's a new dewhicky you can only use in this one game in a hyrule you've never been in before for reasons that don't exist." #Splatoon devs:

Beat #SplatoonRaiders last night. Out of context final boss / ending:

Explo + Bubble Blower is back more or less babyeeeee. #Splatoon #SplatoonRaiders #Splatoon3 #Splatoon2

#SplatoonRaiders : quick takes - It's great. It's Salmon Run but everything I hate about that mode has been addressed. - Creating builds between your main and your gadgets is turning me into the Charlie Kelly "Pepe Silvia" meme but with builds. - I told myself "one more run" 15 times last night.

bunch of pathetic little boys playing dress up in cowboy hats

hi #target wtf did i preorder, "disappointment?" #Transformers #Hasbro #MTMTE #Starscream

me settling in for any pierce brosnan movie

ze preorders ze do nahsing! #transformers #target

me casually sipping the left over salsa from the little plastic travel container, breaking down the notes.

dammit!

me exiting the stall after the wipe:

Hey @bsky.app, your website isn't an app. Cut your shit.

I have a new love. #Splatoon3

washing it down with a round of cool spot for value meal game experience

"Jesus was asshole and we need to keep his teachings close to the ass" - SSPX (sick slick priests xtreme)

land of the free my ass. never forget what they took from you. #dillspread #dijonmustard #littleandesmints

Getting prompted by @bsky.app to use something #KWS to verify my age. It's not working but as other users have pointed out lol, pass if it's asking for any of this shit. If I go silent, here's why.

AI can generate an image of itself eating my ass. #SteamMachine

me admiring my problems

White Trash House.

KAT after Wemby elbows him

karma sometimes like

#nintendodirect

Why is Optimus Prime's Wario called "Nemesis Prime" and not "Optimal Crime"

also, fuck sam levinson for never explaining the third jacobs brother #euphoria