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@jiraiyasslampiece

Polaris Mother to Toji Fushipurro Patron Saint of Pussy Blood 🩸 Fred Durst fan account Renowned hater of Makima, Palm & Cyclops Not high enough for this shit. Domain Expansion: Malevolent Kitchen

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just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· 3d

I love her so many

Close up on the face of my necromancer, Solana, in diablo 4, during a cinematic cutscene. She has pale, greyish white skin, white irises with black pupils and sclera. There's white paint, marking X's over each side of her face, the intersection of the lines in the X are at each eye. She has a large diameter silver septum ring, and purple black lips. She is looking up, and her eyeliner is like she's looking over your head. Her expression is neutral, but downturned lips give her a slightly somber look

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· 21d

What is this motherfuckers obsession with laying on my shirts specifically

Foreground: my left hand, Palm up, middle finger up, resting on a light purple blanket on the edge of my bed
Background: a black cat laying in a laundry basket full of clean t-shirts I was going to hang in the morning (and I'm still going to. Black cat. Black shirts. It will be fine)

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Jun 28

Oh right I took this

A small denim jacket for dogs (complete with ring for a leash) that has a few studs, a single small spike holding the collar of the vest down to the back, and on the left back panel, an embroidered patch of a black cat holding up a large knife. The patch is still held down with a safety pin because only half the stitching to secure it is done

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Jun 24

*insert picture of any one of probably 100 different anime men*

An orange kitty standing in the seat of a black office chair with his front feet on the desk before him, he is leaning right up to press the mic on the table against his mouth

In white letters over the mic it says "would"

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Jun 20

I put 4 new stickers on my car since I finally scraped off the old and uh Hands down favorite I have been laughing at this for years

Small white sticker on a car window
It's a solid white silhouette of one of the skeksis from the dark crystal (honestly looks like Chamberlain) and cut out from inside it are the words "I'm skeksi and I know it"

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Jun 13

That second chin is impressive, you can't convince me otherwise

A picture of a baby in a dark oval frame set against a cream background

The baby featured is a chunky white baby smiling wide with no teeth, a majestic double chin, dark eyes, a light blue smock with white lace trim and a little blue ribbon bow. Thick fat baby arms are exposed, with deep creases and no visible elbow or wrists. Just fat rolls and fingers. The baby is also wearing a matching frilly headband over sparse dark hair

And obviously the baby is me

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Jun 1

There's also Stuffy who breathes hella loud and I would die for him

Stuffy, an older tabby with some breathing problems is loafed on a couch, he's very sleeby and his ears are like... half flat? One more so than the other (he also has really pretty long white whiskers)

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· May 30

Cat!

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· May 29

Every Viltrumite man:

Fuhrer King Bradley, from Fullmetal Alchemist. He is an angry older (middle aged) gentleman with black hair mostly combed back, deep creases in his forehead as he scowls, sharp pointed eyebrows, a broad nose, and a thick Tom selleck-esque black mustache over his mouth pulled into a deep frown. He has a black eye patch over his left eye, and you can see military dress blues just barely above where the picture cuts off. He appears to be seated at a high backed chair.

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· May 25

Share a panel that always makes you laugh X-Factor - Williams & Baldeón There's another where Prodigy straight calls Daken a slut to his face, I think in this same issue/conversation within the comic and it's beautiful

Daken slyly whispering in a pissed off Polaris' ear, saying "it would only take me three minutes, if you were having a good day"

She is scowling and he is clearly fucking with her. It's my understanding that as Wolverines son and Magneto's daughter they have more of a sibling dynamic

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· May 19

Who the fuck taught me to talk like this 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

Screenshot of 2 text bubbles. My coworker (top bubble) said: "hahah I don't have a problem, the problem has me!!"
To which I replied (bottom pink bubble) "the problem has you by the throat, girlfriend. Slap that bitch"

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 28

A little basic Kodama tattoo on my thigh

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 25

Purple AND sparkles?? Twin!

Lornas right hand closed into an awkward fist to find the best angle for the natural light to hit her short pointy dark purple glittery nails

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 19

The babiest of babygirls and bestest of biggest brothers!!! 💜💜💜💜

Round shiny button with Choso's face, straight out of a JJK panel, looking confused, eyebrows are giving "dude wtf"

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 19

Bad boys, bad boys. @shiningangelx.bsky.social @gendervoid.gay

Tiny squishy looking plastic jjk figures.
From left to right

Pink haired Sukuna, blue haired Mahito, and then that body hopping bitch Kenjaku

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 19

🤍💚🩷💛🩷💚🤍

Lorna with white foundation, straight green eyebrows, green hair up in pigtails with long bangs swept mostly to one side, and BIG pink eyeshadow. Plus a black tank top under my signature yellow hoodie

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 13

Weekends are for makeup

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 12

🤡

Lorna in pink and green clown ish makeup with white foundation and green lips

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 3

Another bitchmade white dude trying the "bsky is a meany stinker echo chamber that doesn't allow for honest debate" is my favorite flavor of idiot of the day

3 panel screenshot, stacked vertically, of a balding mam and a blonde woman
Panel one: she says well did it work for those people?
Panel two: he replies no, it never does. I mean. These people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might but....
Panel three: he continues but it might work for us

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 3

AI apologist Opinion irrelevant Bluesky too mean boohoo Cool story bro, in which chapter do you log the fuck off?

Meme of a beefy gym dude looking at the camera in a white sleeveless tee

Over his chest are the words
"That's an ad hominem"
Yeah bro this isn't a debate
I do not respect you

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 3

Also here's the cutie bois I also got

More squishy looking plastic figures

On the left is white haired Inumaki, with his mouth covered

On the right is Panda
He is a panda

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Apr 3

I'm crying who did this to our son @shiningangelx.bsky.social

A small squishy plastic figure of Yuuji Itadori from JJK just like the one I have of Megumi. But he's a misprint, and his eyes and eyebrows are printed a few centimeters lower than they ought to be, giving him a fivehead

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Mar 26

That One Pic of all those college/party kids holding red solo cups, heads turned to the camera, everyone looking a little shocked/a little haha wtf, like who the fuck are you and what are you doing here

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Mar 25

Help this shit has me in tears

Tiktok screenshot of someone holding a bumper sticker/magnet that says
"Cargo pant?
Uhh no buddy,
Car go beep beep"

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Mar 23

Without downloading new pics what's it like dating you

Simple drawing of 2 people, the one on the left crouching wearing a devious expression and a harness with an attached leash held by the person on the right who is standing straight and looking unamused

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Mar 15

They're not even real and I'd probably die for them Look at this squishy lil Megs I got in a blind box

Small plastic squishy looking chubby Megumi Fushiguro figure

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Mar 13

GUYS

Close up of sleepin toji with one leg outstretched and the other crossed under his chin so his paw rests on his other leg while supporting his noggin

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Mar 13

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. 1. Dungeon Crawler Carl 2. I scheduled today off in advance and didn't have to even think about driving in fresh snow 3. Sleepy kitties in sweaters

Sleepy toji in his sweater with his eyes closed

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Mar 7

Man was cozy as a mfer when I came home He didn't even get up for me 🤣🤣🤣

Toji, a black cat in a grey "leopard print" goofy ass sweater, laying on my bed with satin emerald green sheets and leaning against my purple pillow that he'd clearly been sleeping on like a little man

just a cunt@jiraiyasslampiece· Mar 6

Ope here we go