Where’s the lie

I just traded one of the anchors of the clubhouse and I’d like to talk about it with the guys but I’m fuckin’ beat, fam

I PUT YOUR PICTURE AWAY

“Bono, my penalty’s gone”

Stutter step penalties

Elite company

The Orioles might be a mess but we over here at Portsmouth FC just won both domestic cups, finished 3rd in the league, and made a deep run in Europe. I know @afkostka.bsky.social understands how prestigious these accomplishments are.

Inevitable

KB said this during last night’s game, and the stats bear it out: Orioles starting pitchers have seen a solid bump in strikeouts and overall whiffs in June, and this number looks to be going up as Baz puts the cherry on top of his start.

I’m still mad at y’all though

Roki Sasaki’s fastball has really been through some shit

Plate appearances from players aged 19-22 since 1990. Notice that the last three seasons are all near the top of this list. Continuing to shrink the draft and the minor leagues during an upward trend of young guys making the majors feels spiteful if not wholly odious.

Sinker/Slider Kyle Bradish is the best Kyle Bradish

Mark Clattenburg: “Araujo’s arm was in a natural position” Darren Fletcher:

Can’t imagine rooting against an underdog team who also has that shit on

CLINICAL HEADER BUBBA MAKE THEM HUMBLE

K rate is a little spooky, but you’d have to imagine AA is nigh

🥹

Miz is in the Wemby category of “this person defies biology and couldn’t possibly be a real human” for me at this point

This is stupid and gross

A casual wink and finger guns at the original Walltimore as it flew over

God forbid some white boys get a little motion

Still not as bad as the tragedy that occurred in my keeper league a few days ago