Drunk Tony Romo looks like Paul Rudd if he knew a secret

Making friends

Current status

I'm gonna right this ship

Can you believe they forfeit 2 games in a row smh

Lol. Lmao. Lmfao, even

Still mad about this

I've peaked

This is addictive af.

A decade ago tonight, Danny Trevathan blocked me on Twitter because I got a bunch of people to laugh at him when he hit send on this beauty

A or B

That's the good stuff

Ah

Unintentional but true

The first pic is from this past Monday. I was in the Dells for a work conference, and woke up with a flaming cheeto eye. It hurt so much, like so so much. Stayed in my room with the lights off and curtain closed for about 36 hours. 2nd pic is from today. Prednisone eyedrops hourly since Wednesday.

Check out this amazing view I have from my room at this work conference

Ah yes, it was Jordan Love who caused every other facet of the Packers to revert into pop warner mode in the 4th quarter

The original Monobob

Normally I really hate it when people make judgements or comments about people's appearances. But it's time we have a conversation about Adam Silver.

Oh my god they're back again

This is who runs this account

Meanwhile on FB, some pretty cool back to back posts from some lady I've never heard of

I used to be funny

About to spend the evening with Pat Murphy. There's a section for audience questions. Gonna ask how many pitches Ashby threw today.

I feel like this was a good post.

👀👀👀

Fuck yeah

Look, obviously AI is bad and will probably end up helping destroy civilization as we know it, but this ad is the funniest thing I've ever seen

JUST LOOK AT THIS, AND THAT'S ONLY A FEW