One of my fave hockey tweets of all-time was this post from when Colorado acquired Johansson. Saying dude doesn't stop pucks IN PRACTICE is crazy 😲

This is old hat for the Sennies

This MTG/Star Trek crossover thread finally pushed me to make the video I thought of years ago...

I only get on FB these days to laugh at my FB Memories and today they served up an all-timer in Dudes Rock history

A high dollar question, along with the appropriate dramatics

Another low level question

Another clip, yes I know my tie is too long. I tied it in a hurry!

Friday night I hosted a Who Wants to be a Millionaire night for my friends. Roleplayed Regis and created a TV app for tracking the money ladder and playing the music and sounds from the show. My wife recorded a few short clips but forgot to record the Phone a Friends which were the best part 😭

One of my hot takes is that memes and the Big Bang Theory are two of the worst things to happen to comedy because they've tricked people into thinking that references in a vacuum are amusing

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Reading Ronja Savolainen's wikipedia page and I have never seen a swear word attributed to someone in brackets within a quote 🤔

Can't believe we got scored on by Evan Bouchard's character actor-looking ass

Connor Bedard is trying to emulate the weird photo energy of Connor McDavid but he simply cannot compete

When you click the search bar on hockeydb but don't type anything, who is on the list of names that pre-populate for you? Btw Vitaly Abramov is having a really good season this year

🤯 Maybe they just don't have it on the desktop app??

Saw this chart this week and just wanted to scream. Just unforgivable to let Branny walk and keep Hamonic around

Absolutely burst out laughing at this 1-2 punch. Giving me flashbacks to my favorite 'savage but still slightly professional' hockey tweet of all-time

What’s your “No one but me remembers” game? Mine is an Asteroids ripoff for Macintosh from 1993 called HemiRoids. There are literally two google results for it. Used to play it at home before school when I was like 8.

Throwback to 8 years ago today, when I achieved my first Magic The Gathering Grand Prix Top 8, playing against an insane number of hall of famers and pro tour staples in the process

Very bad way

Yoooo this has to be the same sculptor. This is a statue in STL. And my mom has always hated it and referred to it has 'The fat baby on the fat horse statue'

Hadn't been checking the engagement on my tweet from last night and then saw MDZ had come down from the top rope 👀👀👀

An unfortunate realization

New NHL site/app is so broken that it's currently saying Tampa's goalie scored a wrist shot goal in the second period

Challenged myself to do a Sensdoku today and it forced me to invoke some pretty cursed names

I was absolutely on some other shit for puckdoku today 😤😤😤

Full grid for posterity. For some reason I thought Taylor Pyatt played for TBL-BUF. I was trying too hard for the Pyatt doubledown

You know I had to do it to em