Grumpy Fish

@jnsq

Tired of Capitalism, tired of Fascism, and tired of being tired. 18 U.S. Code § 242 absolutist. they/them

553 Folgt689 Follower8.686 Posts

Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir jnsq.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· 24d

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Jun 22

This was settled so thoroughly nine years ago that it has its own Know Your Meme page.

wint
@dril

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

10:02 AM Feb 15, 2017

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Jun 6

I didn't know they made chaps for easy pony tail access, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see it at Pride.

A person wearing 3/4 of a straw hat, tied together in the back, with a hole where a pony tail could go.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· May 23

Screen cap of Deep Space 9, with the text "Graveyard of Reply Guys"

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· May 21

Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?

Littlefoot and his dying mother from The Land Before Time.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· May 18

Go home DuckDuckGo, you're drunk.

Screenshot of DuckDuckGo search results for the query "kurosawa ran" featuring an info box at the top with info from IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes, then a web search result for the Wikipedia article on "Ran (film)", then a collection of image search results that all feature blurred out photos and drawings of naked women, at least one of which is sexually explicit, but with the most explicit part cropped out.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· May 17

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

The "I'm going to punch you in the face" kid with his arm drawn back to punch the ICE supporter in the face.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Apr 29

Absolutely not.

Dr Rowan Hayes
Follows you
@rowanhayes.bsky.social
530 followers 7.2K following 39 posts

Dr Rowan Hayes is an author and educator helping professionals use AI for everyday work and business.

Labels:
Unfollowed 100+ yesterday
Unfollow 1000+ in the last month
Spam

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Apr 26

Steam review by user Budapesti
Recommended
0.6 hours on record
Posted: today

Decided to pull the trigger, and give this game a shot.
Not the most competent shooter. It feels rushed, and the strategic elements are poorly planned out. With a bit more time and thought, I think the lone developer may have achieved their aims.
It was a good attempt, but better luck next time. I look forward to this developers next project, whenever that appears. Probably in about 25 years to life.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Apr 14

Could be more than one.

Photograph of lightning striking water in six places, overlaid with the text "Fuck these six fish in particular"

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Mar 26

Middle school grade homophobia from Newsom's team. This should be a firing offense.

Skeet from Governor Newsom's verified press office account with a screenshot of a Benny Johnson tweet talking about Newsom being terrified right now. The commentary from Newsom's office reads:

We got a call from Grindr after this and said your team was their biggest users. Congrats!

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Feb 18

My kid is playing Portal 2, which reminded me of this poster, which I had a hard time finding because apparently it's from the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy and my brain just scrambled that attribution over the past couple decades.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Feb 12

A pig with a large turd resting on its enormous testicles.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Jan 23

He destroyed the possessions of homeless people for a photo op.

Gavin Newsom, throwing a crate full of homeless people's belonging into a garbage truck.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Jan 2

Poster for the horror movie "C.H.U.D." (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) showing something mostly human-shaped but definitely not human lifting a manhole cover, with a cityscape in the background. Text reads:

"A recent article in a New York newspaper reported that there were large colonies of people living under the city. The paper was incorrect. What is living under the city is not human. C.H.U.D. is under the city. They're not staying down there, anymore!"

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Dec 15

Absolutely not.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Dec 13

Cropped frame from War Games, where the computer says "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Dec 12

Maybe the toddler is just a fan of The Clash.

Photo of The Clash bassist Paul Simonon smashing his bass, from the cover of the album London Calling

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Dec 10

I'm getting sworn in on whatever book captures the political zeitgeist that I'm trying to change, and this one is right up there with The Parable of the Sower.

Cover Art from "Guards! Guards!" by Terry Pratchett featuring several guards trying to fight a firebreathing dragon.

The backstory is that the dragon was summoned to create a crisis to seize power.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Nov 13

It's funny watching MAGAts try to gotcha anyone left of them who wants Epstein's clients to go down like we haven't been posting this gif for years.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Nov 13

Screen caps from Umbrella Academy of Vanya and Five passing each other in their cars, surprised to see each other, with the top captioned "Ken Starr leaving Epstein's" and the bottom captioned "Bill Clinton arriving"

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Nov 9

A cat wearing a suit and sitting at a table holding a newspaper, captioned "I should buy an island"

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Oct 27

"Good boy"

Photo of a TV, lamp, window, and walls spattered with blood, with the caption "Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent."

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Oct 23

git commit -am "minor refactor"

Photograph of an excavator surrounded by rubble that used to be the East Wing of the White House.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Oct 19

The guy from the Onion article titled "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Made A Good Point"

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Oct 17

"I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."

The "Birds Aren't Real" van, covered with text about a conspiracy theory that the US government replaced all birds with surveillance drones.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Oct 15

Dressing for the job I want.

Daft Punk, wearing shiny black and chrome suits and motorcycle gear.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Oct 14

This is the US right now. We're not exactly in a position to be lecturing the Faroe Islands on the ethics of their aquaculture in response to their cultural achievements.

An ICE agent wearing camo tactical gear and a mask over his face pepper sprays a pastor.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Oct 10

Costco is the only pharmacy around that has Novavax (the best US COVID vaccine for people at high risk of bad reactions), and you don't need to be a member to use either the pharmacy or the food stand, so you can spend your wait-for-anaphylaxis period enjoying the hot dog combo.

A receipt for the 2025 version of Nuvaxovid, a half eaten large hot dog, and a cup of soda.

Grumpy Fish@jnsq· Oct 10

A lot of people clearly had the same idea for trolling cops.