
No thanks, we've already got one

Divebombing? Watch this young crow training to be a little shit.

Three lines on their shirt

was he driving with the top down?

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

If Danger Mouse was ever made into a stage version, we have our Penfold.

Even Grok's not keen on him

As usual, The Simpsons predicted this situation

Every time Davos is mentioned in the news.

These guys will do it cheaper

I like to describe it as “Festive breakfast surprise marmalade”
(Booby trap not of my making) #M&S

Is this a young Will Self?

Going by this, Rapture usually occurs on a Saturday night.

Saw this on Sunday in a Reading “sports bar”

Don't fuck with the bear. (t-shirts available from jimll.co.uk )