Y’all could just not hire from Heritage homie.

lol at David Zaslav complaining someone might be overpaid.

Cool, cool.

In conclusion, I have fallen in love with the great state of Michigan.

"There's no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves."

Great show.

The year is 2030. The Trump Administration blames a bad jobs report on Joe Biden and ignores that manufacturers are still pissed at them over cutting Biden incentives and raising tariffs.

This is a new one in terms of how damn bad it is.

Later, DC.

Me when I hear you've dropped a limp new workforce bill but I'm at Five Guys with the kids.

“This Pizza Hut is too dangerous to continue to exist without my name on it.”

Boy, we’re owning the hell out of a group of people that don’t really exist with this take.

She’s gone, but she’s still on the National Apprenticeship Week website.

Sure, bud.

The algorithm that fills my suggested stories on Chrome on mobile.

So, we’re here.

“You take me places that tear up my reputation…”

I didn't love the execution of the Karen-Ed divorce storyline on For All Mankind, even if the core pieces of it make sense. But at least they preserved the most important relationship of the show for one more season.

This could be the Terry McAuliffe schools quote of 2026. My god.

I don’t know if I’m going hard enough on my social graphics. No reason.

Not what you want in a letter from the Judiciary Committee.

I understand the Post is setting up the next graf, where they talk about how she took a fifth of her trips to states where she has some personal tie, but 36 states is a damn lot for how little this tour has moved policy.

Consider this my contribution to public service journalism for the year:

Roll Tide