It’s going great

Don’t forget @franzkela.bsky.social

Not exactly what you want to see from Zack Wheeler in the velocity department tonight

Down across the board

For anyone curious, tickets for the only available preseason Sixers game start at $493

I understand the Phillies logic here and agree the bat they truly need isn’t available, but also they’re currently running a Gabriel Rincones and Edmundo Sosa outfield platoon

It is too early

I can’t see Kevin McGonigle without thinking of McGarnagle

Bryce Harper has addressed the FanDuel video with an Instagram story

For anyone interested, it appears that Chase Utley will be making a previously unannounced appearance at the All-Star Village on Tuesday to join the 611 Podcast with Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard

Here’s Terrell Owens taking batting practice

What a time to be alive

Here’s Jordan Mailata making Ryan Howard look like a child

Which one of you sickos is wearing the Ronald Torreyes jersey to the All-Star village?

When were you all going to tell me that they got Terrell Owens to join Jimmy Rollins’ team at the 3-on-3 tournament on All-Star Sunday?

-narrator- they couldn’t

This is art

Didn’t catch much of the latter half of the game but this is the vibe I’m getting so

What are we doing here

Not one pitch seen in the zone

Obligatory

Our long national nightmare is over The Phillies have a positive run differential

Meanwhile (How do you get 6 errors in a single game?!?)

Jesús Luzardo is having a weird season but nothing has been weirder than his extremely drastic home/road splits

I’m just some idiot online but I’d start by changing his delivery to make better use of his frame. Despite being 6’7, Andrew Painter gets less extension than 5’10 Yoshinobu Yamamoto

Think I handled this spam text pretty well