Joe Lancaster
@joelancaster
Assistant editor @reason.com | John Brown stan, power pop enthusiast
Not the same, and I never saw it, but I still can’t believe this happened
Investigators said the car that caused the accident left "red or maroon" transfer paint on the car it hit. But Lindsey Isaacs' car was a black Dodge Durango, with no sign of damage
This is Lindsey Isaacs. Last year, after a roadway accident killed three people in Florida, police spotted her on a Flock license plate reader and arrested her. But she wasn't involved in the crash.
“Bruce, you make such amazing bread. What do you do to the dough that it always turns out so chewy and delicious??” Bruce:
I think it’s Normal and Good that the government of the most powerful nation on earth is run and entirely staffed by the bullies from a Stephen King novel
Y’know, there are just some sentences and phrases you really never expect to find yourself writing.
My wife took this picture of me with our dog a couple years while we were supposed to be doing a family photo shoot, and I told her she had just made me a member of the Intellectual Dark Web. She didn’t get the joke, and I envied her for it
Haven’t seen Fantastic Four yet but I hope they include this scene from the original comic, where Ben feels he’s no longer a man and has been reduced to nothing more than an object, only for Reed to cut in, “Yeah sure thing—and you can call ME Mr Hot Shit!”
One setback and one spinal surgery later, this little guy has a long road to recovery but a solid prognosis otherwise
Gotta say, I didn’t know famously yip-afflicted MLB pitcher Chuck Knoblauch’s Wikipedia page has *multiple* suboptimal section headings
I’ll always remember him as ski instructor Blaine from Hot Tub Time Machine
“When it’s time for a cold drink on a hot day, the last thing you need is to wonder if the water or the ice is clean. That’s why I only trust *glances quickly* Ex-Wife brand refrigerator filters.”
One month later. He’s not out of the woods but he’s MUCH better. Another month at this rate and he should be just about back to normal. We bought him this stroller for the time being but I think we’ll keep it in the rotation, he really seems to love being comfortable and closer to the action 🥰
To be honest I could've filled the word count just with my favorite @theonion.com headlines (and in fact I included several). Here's one portion I ended up cutting for space