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Joel Cunningham

@joelevard

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Joel Cunningham@joelevard· 27d

he's right, and he's right to say it

How does it feel that "It's Such A Beautiful Day" is among Letterbox's highest rated films? permalink source embed save save-RES report reply hide child comments
[-] donhertzfeldt Don Hertzfeldt, Filmmaker| [S] 30 points 1 month ago
that's a nice thing to hear but it's also poison, poison, poison for someone like me to think about. but while we're on the subject, letterbox is obviously a really great place for finding new things to watch and sharing recommendations with friends, and it seems to be run by super wonderful people. but platforms like this with the endless rankings and lists and star ratings and the love and the hate also kind of make me feel wrung out. we already have film critics and they serve an important function... audiences don't need to be thinking like critics, they should be having a natural experience with a film without in the backs of their heads planning ratings and stars and lists and arguments, or scurrying to file a review after sitting with something for only five minutes as though they're on a deadline. it all just feels like work to me. but also maybe people enjoy this and what do i know

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· 27d

Looks like someone used Remove.bg on the sky

Photo of NYC skyline taken from inside a building in Flatiron with a white sky

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Jul 7

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes.

a still of ryan gosling from the movie Lars and the Real Girl, sitting next to a realistic sex doll on a couch

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Jun 24

Haha that caught me off guard, well done

What he did bring was a level of experience and expertise his rivals lacked and that voters in the district have long prized. In addition to working for Mr. Nadler and Mr. Bloomberg, Mr. Lasher was Gov. Kathy Hochul’s policy director, the founder of a major political consulting firm (which he started in college) and an accomplished childhood magician.

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Jun 18

No, you're done working for the day

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Jun 9

the epic saga continues

"from the world of legally blonde" is a bright pink glitter font on a pink background

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Jun 3

I see under "strengths" you've just put "parallel parking"

I parallel parked my honda CRV in a tight pace in park slope brooklyn, with maybe two or three inches of space in front and back. Obviously i had to take a picture

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· May 23

Tyler Austin Harper is approximately 30 to 31 years old. He has mentioned in his writing and social media that he was 28 years old when he first started his professorship.You can read his latest commentary and essays by exploring Tyler Austin Harper's The Atlantic Author Page.

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· May 15

A screenshot of a YouTube cover image of a white guy in glasses and a baseball cap with his hand on his chin superimposed over an open microwave with a human brain inside that appears to be on fire. To the left of the word “fried?” With a red arrow pointing to the brain.

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· May 14

Now I feel sick

March 2020: As global markets collapsed, Bitcoin crashed, with prices dropping below $4,000 on March 12, 2020, wiping out months of gains.

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· May 11

If you send the gasp emoji with disappearing ink, wipe it clear, and let it fade back in, it looks like the end of The Emoji Movie: Infinity War

A screenshot of the gasp emoji sent with disappearing ink on a black background. The text effect is creeping back after having been wiped clear, so it looks like it's dissolving into pixels

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· May 11

I was looking at this picture (rip my parents) and it got me wondering: I’m 44. Would it have been worse to live from 1900 to 1944 or was from 1981 to the present worse? Pandemic Two World Wars Great Depression Pretty bad tbh

Pen graffiti on a fence post of a heart, inside it says “dad 1945 - 2025, mom 1944 - 2026”

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· May 6

Why is this dog Kash Patel

a mini-australian shepherd with wide popping eyes like kash patel

kash patel with wide-popping eyes like a mini-australian shepherd

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· May 6

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· May 1

What’s up all you

Photo of a cereal box with the name “Tiny Fruity Cuties”

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Apr 28

TACOCAT

a cat sitting at a dining table in front of some chipotle tacos

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Apr 25

Excited to see the movie about the problematic pop star tonight

anne hathaway in mother mary

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Apr 22

If you want to feel some joy in the world read the comments on a youtube video of mario galaxy 2 gameplay footage

@Flipslalip
6 years ago (edited)
The person thats scrolling down the comments have a great day and do not let yourself get down by anything

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@Harrytw_8
5 years ago
This was legit my childhood. My disc didn’t work after I found it 5 years later. I got it back just for the nostalgia 🙂

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@Summer_turtle_
6 years ago
This game is absolutely my game of the decade. This game is so visually stunning, both gameplay and graphics wise. The game boasts so many challenges that really had to make me think as a child. This game does everything perfect and keeps you entertained for ages. God this game is so magical.

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@goldenhaze05
7 years ago
One thing I like about this game is the music

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Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Apr 19

the inspiration for my masterpiece

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Apr 19

SIX YEARS AND THREE MONTHS LATER

screenshot of my case status with DHCR reading that my determination in my rent overcharge case has been granted

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Apr 7

It’s ok to call it an insane proclamation, @nytimes.com.

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Apr 7

This is what 10 years of sane-washing gets you

President Trump issued another grave threat to Iran if it does not strike a deal to avert Mr. Trump's threat of massive attacks later Tuesday.
"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again?' Trump wrote on Truth Social, adding that ne hoped "maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen" to avoid the attacks before the Tuesday evening deadline.
He continued: "We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World"

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Apr 1

So...it's still exactly where it was before you started bombing them then? Job well done

Iran War Live Updates: Hours Before Speech to Nation, Trump Downplays Uranium Threat
President Trump said he was no longer worried about Iran’s uranium stockpile because it is “so far underground.” And the Iranian president, in a letter to the American people, warned of the costs of continued war.

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Mar 27

No one with little kids will ever vote Republican again

Where Might the Iran War Hit Your Grocery Bill? Start With Raspberries.

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Mar 24

Awesome, we've definitely proven to Iran that they can take us at our word

Iran War Live Updates: U.S. Is Said to Have Sent Iran a Peace Plan
The 15-point proposal, sent via Pakistan, reflects the Trump administration’s eagerness to find an offramp from the conflict as it grapples with its economic fallout, according to two officials briefed on the diplomacy.

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Mar 20

I miss '90s nihilism

screenshot from gregg araki's NOwhere with a character standing in front of a large mural of whales next to a bus bench with "god help me" written on it in large block letters

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Mar 17

You're joking but this book is kinda Dune but make it grassy

cover of sheri s tepper's grass audiobook

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Mar 17

wait did we know this? this is neat!

screenshot from dune 3 trailer: screenplay by denis villeneuve and brian k vaughan

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Mar 4

Most satisfying editor's note ever

Editor’s note (March 3): Carla Cunningham lost to Rodney Sadler on March 3, 70 to 22 percent.

Joel Cunningham@joelevard· Mar 3

🤡

Asked who he would like to take over Iran, Mr. Trump gave a strikingly blunt answer. “Most of the people we had in mind are dead,” he said. “Now we have another group, they may be dead also, based on reports. So you have a third wave coming. Pretty soon we’re not going to know anybody.”

When asked about a worst-case scenario, he said: “I guess the worst case would be we do this and somebody takes over who’s as bad as the previous person. Right, that could happen? We don’t want that to happen. It would probably be the worst, you go through this and in five years you realize you put somebody in who’s no better.”