They sit on their knees 🤨

Ominous donut in #Canberra looks like something out of #nomanssky

Why is the AAA games industry imploding? Pictured: exhibit 918381.

Noodle, garlic bread wanter.

What these people don’t know is that this kangaroo came on a 6000km round trip because I forgot to take some cargo with me to a delivery destination. He was making grunting noises the whole way. #deathstranding

Things going well over on the #xbox app.

I really enjoy catching up with weirdos in the Anomaly in No Man’s Sky, they’re so welcoming and philosophical.

Ha Ha

A lot of people say “my dog’s not normally like this!” Well my dog is like this so much that he has his own handle.

30deg C outside but still gonna heckin snugggggg #whippet

Lumpy clouds in #canberra.

As you can see, I’m putting my new Death Stranding machine to good use.

Little man pulling off the sickest flanking manoeuvre ever.

HELL YEAH WE SAVED FANTASIA!!!

When you wake up after a big night and look at your posts.

Me at the club.

Poochie.

We don’t even care if we don’t even care.

Now I am sad.

This book is not for you. Fuck you old man! *reads book aggressively*

Watching The Goonies for the first time in years. It has unlocked SO MANY EARWORMS lodged deep in my brain. My favourite is the “that’s what I said!” scattered all the way through. #goonies

Staying at mum’s for a few days. Why fan wearing dress?

Are sleep paralysis demons always this furry or

This iced coffee looks like I should load it straight into my chest like Cain from Robocop 2.

Dainty.

Zinged by my 14yo 💀

Wife is tiny to trees but big to me.

#dandenong

I got a shitty pic of the BIG MOON 🌔