Joe Patrice
@joepatrice
"One of the great journalists of our time at a venerable institution for investigative journalism... Joe Patrice at Above the Law" -- Judge William Pryor (Somehow I think he might’ve not meant that earnestly)
Most networks aren’t covering this (or have already cut away) but Trump is currently explaining the voting issues in the country
It has just been brought to my attention that an acceptable proof of residence in Florida along with utility bills or mortgage documents is your “Sexual Offender/Predator/Career Offender” form and that is the most Florida thing I’ve ever heard.
The Trump admin’s lawyers understand the only accountability left is bar discipline and they’re getting a head start on chilling local authorities from pursuing their professional obligations.
It's not the most important part of this article but Notre Dame law students are catching a WILD stray.
In an "every accusation is a confession" moment, this is how originalists respond to serious historians.
This timeline means any crime more complex than laying some shells out on a beach will literally never get solved.
Oh my god. They’re really going with a name that’s easily pronounced like “Nazi.” This NICE thing was a joke and they’re… actually falling for it?
Trump administration is really never beating the “false flag” allegations at this rate
Hadn’t noticed this from the Patel complaint but… that does look like lazy AI usage:
If Kash Patel wanted to scare The Atlantic into not publishing this story he should’ve hired a different lawyer. Hiring a Big Lie lawyer just sends the signal that you can’t convince a non-partisan lawyer to take your claims seriously.
Overrated: Trump thinks he’s Jesus Underrated: Trump thinks he’s in the Sinestro Corps
Historical figure who fled to Egypt to escape political persecution before being put to death by a strong armed law and order regime would obviously not stand for this.
From the “Trump as Jesus” image, there’s a demonic angel over his shoulder that looks like it has the statute of liberty’s crown and a second set of arms doing Nixon’s double peace signs?
This is a common right wing trope & it really gives the game away. If judges believe the Constitution binds the president, then they are “election deniers.” These guys think the 2024 election crowned a king & they’re confident they’ll suppress enough votes that the shoe is never on the other foot