Zadok Yr Drist

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Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· 5d

Post you from a different era in your life

Joe is playing a bass onstage at the Barfly Liverpool. His bass is red with a yellow stripe, has a few dings and battle scars, and is mid-note. Joe has a green T-shirt on against the black background onstage. He is somewhat fuzzy due to the photographer using a slower shutter speed to create movement in the shot.

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· 10d

This cover will change. Out 24 Sept tho. The second book of mine this year, with two others also out (24 Sept and 5 Oct or so). The first book was Outskirts/The Grim and the Godly, a poetry split Double A-Side with #JohnDexterJones

Turquoise border around a brown file containing documents. On the file it says: "The backstabbing murderous elimination puzzle book" plus the title which is THE TRAITOR ISN'T ALAN (in capitals). There's a stylised graphic of someone in a long grey/black cloak, holding an old-style paraffin lamp. We see half their face but it isn't anyone recognisable.
There are also the words: "Everyone is lying. One of them is a traitor. And it isn't Alan. Or is it?" Then a black line above the author's name: Joe Shooman.
At the top of the cover are the words: 47,000 suspects. 1 Killer. Can you solve the clues to find the traitor?
It looks enticing, though obviously I wrote the book so... I would say that. Smart though.

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Jul 13

Ever wonder what happens to Cybermen after they die?

A 13L Cooler Box - the packaging. It is a brown cardboard box, with the corners reinforced by parcel tape. On it is a line drawing of a cooler box, but because of its design it looks like it has two unseeing eyes, a miserable mouth, a forehead and a handle looking like it's wearing headphones. It resembles a Dr. Who Cyberman.

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Jul 4

www.amazon.co.uk/Office-Quiz-...

The office quiz book. Brent, Tim, dawn and Gareth pictured as cartoons but no actual features on their faces. It's by Joe shooman. Brent says: I prefer a quiz. An unofficial collection of over 900 questions on the cult TV show.

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Jul 3

First sketch in probably a year or so. Rough transitions but it's kinda off the cuff

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Jun 30

This from @lenniesaurus.bsky.social just made me stop because despite everything there is actually hope. I know it's out of context specifically from its home poem but the sentiment is universal. #StandUp #strength #HeadUp #solidarity

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Jun 27

SONGFAIL :( I'm going to have my medicinal gummy and think about my choices in life I think the timings go first and that throws the rest way off Fix that then I can aim for purely mediocre next time I knocked the mic on the floor as well which is just as well as my vocal tone is shot to pieces now

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Jun 10

#Plums #Icebox #LamePoetry

This Is Just To Moider
______________

Who the fuck

eats plums

let alone from

an icebox

from which

you will probably

suffer

diarrhoea

Fuck's sake

how ridiculous

what's wrong

with coco pops

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Jun 1

Is it just me or

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· May 27

#HugToWhoNeedsOne josephshooman.blogspot.com/2026/05/meta...

Metallic Grace
Let us exult the misfits,
The delicious broken biscuits,
The weirdies, the beardies,
All those who quietly risk it,

The inventive and the sensitive
Who ask you how you're going --
And want a real answer --
They have struggles of their own.

Cerebral conflagrations,
Cacophonies of thought,
Whilst the world turns far too quickly
And spins some of us off.

Listen: somewhere, right this moment,
Somebody reads the newest
In a series they've adored
Since you guided their soul to it,

And they will share the secret
That there's magic in those words,
And that angels live amongst us
But they hide their wings on Earth

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· May 9

Uh oh

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Mar 14

Ikey Cat says howdy

A beautiful fluffy black and white cat is sleepy lying down looking just past the camera

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Mar 1

Photorealistic cock and balls

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Feb 18

No Platform for Fascists #Resist #PunkPoetry #Protest #FuckFascism #NoPlatformForFascists

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Dec 27

Scuse me I must inspect this pie is all above board I assure u I am profeshionoll from gomvertnent u stay ther sir is job for only improtrant peplol

A cheeky back and white cat with his paw stretched out to try and grab a large pasty

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Dec 21

Reminded me of this for some reason :)

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Dec 10

algorithms are ace:

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Nov 6

Zadok Yr Drist@joeshoo· Nov 4

Book launch 30 Nov for anticulturalist manifesto I don't often perform so this is a rarity if you're into it Pay as you like: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/broken-sle... #anticulturalist #book #launch #performance