Joey Hedger
@joeyhedger
Author living in Alexandria, VA | Deliver Thy Pigs (Malarkey Books) | stories in Saw Palm, Complete Sentence, Variant Lit, HAD, and more | he/him www.joeyhedger.com
I need to pull a Charles Russell and start sending everyone little wax pigs
Just grabbed this from the library. On a scale of Convenience Store Woman to Earthlings, how messed up is this one gonna get?
@melissacuisine.bsky.social’s California-based story collection, ALL AND THEN NONE OF YOU, came in perfect time for my quick trip to LA this weekend for a friend’s wedding! Excited to read it!
The look she gives me even after I assure her that I’ll be right back and that I won’t be gone long, I promise
Good thing they boxed up the lions by the Lincoln memorial. Beautiful, sure, but safe? Definitely not!
JK, it’s @suzyeynon.bsky.social’s wonderful book Terrestrial alongside Rachel King’s poetry chapbook How To Feel!!
honestly, boobsonboobs is really looking out for me. has a lot more to say about all sorts of folks down there, especially margot robbie
I'm so excited for this book to be out in the world!! Happy Pub Day to Suzy! Here's what I had to say about it:
Thrilled to receive my contributor’s copies of @sawpalm.bsky.social’s fantastic 20th anniversary issue. Got a little piece in there about sharkbites. Go buy it if you want to read more ;)
Constantly sending meta ai photos of my dog and asking, “what does this mean???”
Kate called me a dork for saying that these ice caves reminded me of Hoth. But, I mean, come on!
He responds to fire and floods??? Fire and floods is the most "hand of god"-coded elements out there!! Rome, too?? c'mon
Printer is gaslighting me by saying low ink and putting out sketchy documents even though I can literally see the ink